Negativland - (C) Is For Stupid lyrics

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Why don't you give some shit about the kids, man?<br />

Tinky-Winky<br />

The kids, man!<br />

<br />

Little boys and girls, they all love me.<br />

Laa-laa<br />

Come sit on the lap of I-C-E,<br />

and let me tell you a story or two,<br />

about a punk-ass nigger I knew named:<br />

<br />

Tinky-Winky, Tinky-Winky<br />

squeeze me, laa-laa, hug, ahh<br />

<br />

C is..<br />

OK, you'd better listen to me good,<br />

because this is the A-B-C's of anarchism<br />

C is..<br />

C is for cookie...<br />

Conclusion?<br />

... that's good enough for me.<br />

<br />

Guess what?<br />

What?<br />

Guess what?<br />

What?<br />

<br />

An-ar-chism<br />

C is for cookie.<br />

Conclusion?<br />

An-<br />

What?<br />

-ar-chism<br />

An-<br />

What?<br />

-ar-chism<br />

<br />

C is for cookie.<br />

Conclusion?Nah.<br />

That's good enough for me.<br />

<br />

Guess what?<br />

What?<br />

<br />

Copyright infringement in the kitchen.<br />

Copyright infringement by the new refridgerator.<br />

Copyright infringement, right over by my club soda bottle.<br />

An-ar-chism.<br />

<br />

So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.<br />

I'll tell you what I want.<br />

<br />

Copyright infringement *inside* the club soda bottle.<br />

<br />

Back out again.<br />

I'm back, what else?<br />

<br />

Guess what?<br />

What?<br />

<br />

I'm going to set the phone down and just start doing it.<br />

Doing it, doing it, doing it.<br />

<br />

Can you hear me now?<br />

Yes, sir.<br />

<br />

OK, now, when you, in order that I can play this back I have to pick<br />

up the phone because the casette deck is the amplifier that I'm sending<br />

the phone on, so, bear with me.<br />

<br />

Hey-ho!<br />

<br />

So, when you're recording, you can't hear me?<br />

<br />

Conclusion?<br />

<br />

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I'm recording now, it's when I transition from recording to play that I<br />

have to pick up the mike.<br />

<br />

Wrong! Wrong! Dog gone it!<br />

<br />

Allright, I'm just going to be recording now.<br />

<br />

Conclusion?<br />

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I don't think so, very much. WRONG!<br />

<br />

Damn, I hear the roto-tiller.<br />

Right, I'm hearing the roto-tiller live. WRONG!<br />

<br />

That's my roto-tiller!<br />

Do you hear it on the phone?<br />

No.<br />

It's kind of a humming sound.<br />

<br />

Don't get up, don't open the window.<br />

Don't get up, don't open the window.<br />

Don't GET UP-ah, don't open the window. WRONG!<br />

GET UP-ah, don't open the window.<br />

Don't open the window.<br />

Don't GET UP!<br />

Don't GET UP!<br />

Don't GET UP!<br />

Don't GET UP! WRONG!<br />

Don't get up, don't open the window, don't do anything.<br />

I don't want...<br />

<br />

Would they prefer anarchy?<br />

<br />

I don't want you to open the window.<br />

<br />

Oh my god...<br />

It's not, it's not the roto-tiller, it's....<br />

... they're glaring at me.<br />

<br />

It's not the roto-tiller...<br />

... They want me dead.<br />

<br />

Got it?<br />

<br />

It's a blower.<br />

It's, it's an electric blower.<br />

<br />

Allright, now it comes out. WRONG!<br />

Can I do it now?<br />

Can I do it now?<br />

Allright.<br />

<br />

Would the prefer anarchy?<br />

<br />

Conclusion?<br />

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Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C.<br />

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I'm over by the microwave oven now.