(C) Is For Stupid
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Why don't you give some shit about the kids, man?<br /> Tinky-Winky<br /> The kids, man!<br /> <br /> Little boys and girls, they all love me.<br /> Laa-laa<br /> Come sit on the lap of I-C-E,<br /> and let me tell you a story or two,<br /> about a punk-ass nigger I knew named:<br /> <br /> Tinky-Winky, Tinky-Winky<br /> squeeze me, laa-laa, hug, ahh<br /> <br /> C is..<br /> OK, you'd better listen to me good,<br /> because this is the A-B-C's of anarchism<br /> C is..<br /> C is for cookie...<br /> Conclusion?<br /> ... that's good enough for me.<br /> <br /> Guess what?<br /> What?<br /> Guess what?<br /> What?<br /> <br /> An-ar-chism<br /> C is for cookie.<br /> Conclusion?<br /> An-<br /> What?<br /> -ar-chism<br /> An-<br /> What?<br /> -ar-chism<br /> <br /> C is for cookie.<br /> Conclusion?Nah.<br /> That's good enough for me.<br /> <br /> Guess what?<br /> What?<br /> <br /> Copyright infringement in the kitchen.<br /> Copyright infringement by the new refridgerator.<br /> Copyright infringement, right over by my club soda bottle.<br /> An-ar-chism.<br /> <br /> So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.<br /> I'll tell you what I want.<br /> <br /> Copyright infringement *inside* the club soda bottle.<br /> <br /> Back out again.<br /> I'm back, what else?<br /> <br /> Guess what?<br /> What?<br /> <br /> I'm going to set the phone down and just start doing it.<br /> Doing it, doing it, doing it.<br /> <br /> Can you hear me now?<br /> Yes, sir.<br /> <br /> OK, now, when you, in order that I can play this back I have to pick<br /> up the phone because the casette deck is the amplifier that I'm sending<br /> the phone on, so, bear with me.<br /> <br /> Hey-ho!<br /> <br /> So, when you're recording, you can't hear me?<br /> <br /> Conclusion?<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm recording now, it's when I transition from recording to play that I<br /> have to pick up the mike.<br /> <br /> Wrong! Wrong! Dog gone it!<br /> <br /> Allright, I'm just going to be recording now.<br /> <br /> Conclusion?<br /> <br /> I don't think so, very much. WRONG!<br /> <br /> Damn, I hear the roto-tiller.<br /> Right, I'm hearing the roto-tiller live. WRONG!<br /> <br /> That's my roto-tiller!<br /> Do you hear it on the phone?<br /> No.<br /> It's kind of a humming sound.<br /> <br /> Don't get up, don't open the window.<br /> Don't get up, don't open the window.<br /> Don't GET UP-ah, don't open the window. WRONG!<br /> GET UP-ah, don't open the window.<br /> Don't open the window.<br /> Don't GET UP!<br /> Don't GET UP!<br /> Don't GET UP!<br /> Don't GET UP! WRONG!<br /> Don't get up, don't open the window, don't do anything.<br /> I don't want...<br /> <br /> Would they prefer anarchy?<br /> <br /> I don't want you to open the window.<br /> <br /> Oh my god...<br /> It's not, it's not the roto-tiller, it's....<br /> ... they're glaring at me.<br /> <br /> It's not the roto-tiller...<br /> ... They want me dead.<br /> <br /> Got it?<br /> <br /> It's a blower.<br /> It's, it's an electric blower.<br /> <br /> Allright, now it comes out. WRONG!<br /> Can I do it now?<br /> Can I do it now?<br /> Allright.<br /> <br /> Would the prefer anarchy?<br /> <br /> Conclusion?<br /> <br /> Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C.<br /> <br /> I'm over by the microwave oven now.
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