Why don't you give some shit about the kids, man?<br />
Tinky-Winky<br />
The kids, man!<br />
<br />
Little boys and girls, they all love me.<br />
Laa-laa<br />
Come sit on the lap of I-C-E,<br />
and let me tell you a story or two,<br />
about a punk-ass nigger I knew named:<br />
<br />
Tinky-Winky, Tinky-Winky<br />
squeeze me, laa-laa, hug, ahh<br />
<br />
C is..<br />
OK, you'd better listen to me good,<br />
because this is the A-B-C's of anarchism<br />
C is..<br />
C is for cookie...<br />
Conclusion?<br />
... that's good enough for me.<br />
<br />
Guess what?<br />
What?<br />
Guess what?<br />
What?<br />
<br />
An-ar-chism<br />
C is for cookie.<br />
Conclusion?<br />
An-<br />
What?<br />
-ar-chism<br />
An-<br />
What?<br />
-ar-chism<br />
<br />
C is for cookie.<br />
Conclusion?Nah.<br />
That's good enough for me.<br />
<br />
Guess what?<br />
What?<br />
<br />
Copyright infringement in the kitchen.<br />
Copyright infringement by the new refridgerator.<br />
Copyright infringement, right over by my club soda bottle.<br />
An-ar-chism.<br />
<br />
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.<br />
I'll tell you what I want.<br />
<br />
Copyright infringement *inside* the club soda bottle.<br />
<br />
Back out again.<br />
I'm back, what else?<br />
<br />
Guess what?<br />
What?<br />
<br />
I'm going to set the phone down and just start doing it.<br />
Doing it, doing it, doing it.<br />
<br />
Can you hear me now?<br />
Yes, sir.<br />
<br />
OK, now, when you, in order that I can play this back I have to pick<br />
up the phone because the casette deck is the amplifier that I'm sending<br />
the phone on, so, bear with me.<br />
<br />
Hey-ho!<br />
<br />
So, when you're recording, you can't hear me?<br />
<br />
Conclusion?<br />
<br />
<br />
I'm recording now, it's when I transition from recording to play that I<br />
have to pick up the mike.<br />
<br />
Wrong!  Wrong! Dog gone it!<br />
<br />
Allright, I'm just going to be recording now.<br />
<br />
Conclusion?<br />
<br />
I don't think so, very much.  WRONG!<br />
<br />
Damn, I hear the roto-tiller.<br />
Right, I'm hearing the roto-tiller live. WRONG!<br />
<br />
That's my roto-tiller!<br />
Do you hear it on the phone?<br />
No.<br />
It's kind of a humming sound.<br />
<br />
Don't get up, don't open the window.<br />
Don't get up, don't open the window.<br />
Don't GET UP-ah, don't open the window. WRONG!<br />
GET UP-ah, don't open the window.<br />
Don't open the window.<br />
Don't GET UP!<br />
Don't GET UP!<br />
Don't GET UP!<br />
Don't GET UP! WRONG!<br />
Don't get up, don't open the window, don't do anything.<br />
I don't want...<br />
<br />
Would they prefer anarchy?<br />
<br />
I don't want you to open the window.<br />
<br />
Oh my god...<br />
It's not, it's not the roto-tiller, it's....<br />
... they're glaring at me.<br />
<br />
It's not the roto-tiller...<br />
... They want me dead.<br />
<br />
Got it?<br />
<br />
It's a blower.<br />
It's, it's an electric blower.<br />
<br />
Allright, now it comes out.  WRONG!<br />
Can I do it now?<br />
Can I do it now?<br />
Allright.<br />
<br />
Would the prefer anarchy?<br />
<br />
Conclusion?<br />
<br />
Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C.<br />
<br />
I'm over by the microwave oven now.