Negativland - Announcement lyrics
rate meNaah, I don't like that.<br />
(Well, try just putting a, even if it takes a hair more time,<br />
Putting a little bit more....little rise thing on your exit.)<br />
(Track 13....)<br />
This announcement from the producers of this record contains<br />
Important information for radio program directors, and is not for broadcast.<br />
The first cut on this record has been cross-format-focused for<br />
Airplay success. As you well know, a record must break on radio in order to<br />
Actually provide a living for the artists involved. Up until now, you've<br />
Had to make these record-breaking decisions on your own, relying only on<br />
Perplexing intangibilities like taste and intuition.<br />
But now, there's a better way.<br />
The cut that follows is the product of newly-developed<br />
Compositional techniques, based on state-of-the-art marketing analysis<br />
Technology. This cut has been analytically designed to break on radio. And<br />
It will, sooner or later.<br />
For the station that breaks it first, the benefits are obvious. You<br />
Lead the pack. Yes, no matter what share of this crazy market you do<br />
Business in, no other release is going to satisfy your corporation's<br />
Current idea of good radio like this one. On this cut, we're working<br />
Together, on the same wavelength, in scientific harmony.<br />
But remember, this cut is const<br />
Ructed for multi-market-breaking<br />
NOW. Don't waste valuable research with needless delay. We've done the hard<br />
Work of insuring your success; the final step is up to you.<br />
SPECIAL DESIGNER SONG FOLLOWS IN 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.
