Narwhals, Narwhals swimmin' in the ocean
Causin' a commotion cuz they are so awesome! 
Narwhals, Narwhals swimmin' in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty white they'd beat a polar bear in a fight! 
Like an underwater unicorn, they've got a kick ass facial horn! 
They're the jedi of the sea! 
They'll stop Cthulu eatin ye

Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals! 
(Just don't let them touch your balls)
Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals! 
(Inventors of the shish kebab!)

Narwhals, Narwhals swimmin' in the ocean
Causin' a commotion cuz they are so awesome! 
Narwhals, Narwhals swimmin' in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty white they'd beat a polar bear in a fight! 
Like an underwater unicorn, they've got a kick ass facial horn! 
They're the jedi of the sea! 
They'll stop Cthulu eatin ye

Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals! 
(Just don't let them touch your balls)
Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals! 
(Inventors of the shish kebab!)

                          Thanks to Throte Lozenj for correcting these lyrics

                          
thanks to henry brown for correctly

                          Thanks to hbbb for correcting these lyrics
  

                          Thanks to Touch My Balls for correcting these lyrics

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                          Thanks to bob for correcting these lyrics