If you bust out the five year cheddar
and some cabernet '02
I might get around to hunkering down
and kicking it all night with you
but if you walk by with a Smirnoff Ice
and a better-than attitude
I'll turn my back to your stuck-up ass
because I ain't got time for you

but you could be my bitch
if you're super cool
or just super rich
and you buy me booze
yeah you could be my bitch
if that's what I choose
and if you're pretty good
at cooking food
maybe you could be my bitch

I was at a party, don't remember where
think it was just outside of Eau Claire
I met this girl, she said, "This party's bunk,
and I got some whiskey in my trunk,
so what do you say you and me
go sneak off and smoke some weed?"
And after I was lit, I turned and said

baby you could be my bitch
if you're super cool
or just super rich
but you gotta buy me booze
we can get fucked up
and maybe spoon
and when we're done
you can cook me food
and maybe you could be my bitch

I was hanging out in Menomonie
playing my guitar on the street
this girl said, "I dig your lack of finance,
so how about we go make some romance?"
so she took me back to her place
where I put a smile on her face
and right before I left I said to her

but you could be my bitch
if you're super cool
or just super rich
and you buy me booze
yeah you could be my bitch
if that's what I choose
we can get really stoned 
and watch cartoons
maybe you could be my bitch

so ladies if you like what you see
don't be afraid to talk to me
I really like the outspoken type
and everyone's got something to like
and if you play your cards just right
you could take me home tonight
and if I'm drunk enough
yeah, if I'm drunk enough

but you could be my bitch
if you're super cool
or just super rich
and you buy me booze
yeah you could be my bitch
if that's what I choose
and I hope you know
it's not up to you
if I wanted you to be my bitch<br />
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			     Thanks to Crusher Crunk McCrick