Naptime Nate - Bitch lyrics

rate me

If you bust out the five year cheddar

and some cabernet '02

I might get around to hunkering down

and kicking it all night with you

but if you walk by with a Smirnoff Ice

and a better-than attitude

I'll turn my back to your stuck-up ass

because I ain't got time for you

but you could be my bitch

if you're super cool

or just super rich

and you buy me booze

yeah you could be my bitch

if that's what I choose

and if you're pretty good

at cooking food

maybe you could be my bitch

I was at a party, don't remember where

think it was just outside of Eau Claire

I met this girl, she said, "This party's bunk,

and I got some whiskey in my trunk,

so what do you say you and me

go sneak off and smoke some weed?"

And after I was lit, I turned and said

baby you could be my bitch

if you're super cool

or just super rich

but you gotta buy me booze

we can get fucked up

and maybe spoon

and when we're done

you can cook me food

and maybe you could be my bitch

I was hanging out in Menomonie

playing my guitar on the street

this girl said, "I dig your lack of finance,

so how about we go make some romance?"

so she took me back to her place

where I put a smile on her face

and right before I left I said to her

but you could be my bitch

if you're super cool

or just super rich

and you buy me booze

yeah you could be my bitch

if that's what I choose

we can get really stoned

and watch cartoons

maybe you could be my bitch

so ladies if you like what you see

don't be afraid to talk to me

I really like the outspoken type

and everyone's got something to like

and if you play your cards just right

you could take me home tonight

and if I'm drunk enough

yeah, if I'm drunk enough

but you could be my bitch

if you're super cool

or just super rich

and you buy me booze

yeah you could be my bitch

if that's what I choose

and I hope you know

it's not up to you

if I wanted you to be my bitch<br />

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Thanks to Crusher Crunk McCrick