I've lived in apartments<br />
I've lived in a home<br />
I've traveled in trailors <br />
When I used to roam<br />
But now in these places<br />
You won't catch me dead,<br />
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head<br />
<br />
I do what I want to<br />
No worries, no cares<br />
If anyone bugs me<br />
I'll climb level stairs<br />
Way up to a level<br />
Where astronauts bed<br />
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head<br />
<br />
In here time means nothing<br />
I coulden't care less<br />
I don't run for buses<br />
And trains are a mess<br />
There's no one to care for<br />
I don't make a bed<br />
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head<br />
<br />
I like how I'm living<br />
I'm nobody's slave<br />
My head's above water<br />
So don't make a wave<br />
There's no door to lock<br />
And no door to be fed<br />
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head<br />
<br />
So why should I move<br />
When the neighborhood's right<br />
No taxes to pay<br />
And no landlord to fight<br />
Now I call this living<br />
Once more as I said<br />
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head<br />
<br />
Now you keep your old turf<br />
Your hills and what's new<br />
You sure coulden't have them<br />
And live like I do<br />
You think I have problems<br />
But you do instead<br />
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head<br />
<br />
I live with two people<br />
I like most of them<br />
He likes most of me<br />
And I like most of him<br />
Their my alter egos<br />
And to them I'm wed<br />
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head<br />
<br />
There's no simple status<br />
In my neighbohood<br />
It's that kind of thinking<br />
That keeps it so good<br />
I don't take the lead<br />
But I like to be led<br />
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head<br />
<br />
(Double voices repeat the verses until end)