MYSTRO - 2011 UK Rap Up lyrics

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Mystro 2011 UK Rap Up Lyrics

Back again for the third time round

Yea theres a lot of madness happening in the world right now

But em for all those out there who are forgetting

Heres the UK rap up for 2011

For real the years are passing too quick

Its bad enough we had to start this hearing the heartless crew split

The economies heading a place it ain’t supposed to go

Shame we cant blame it all on david hayes broken toe

But while the banks Carried on skunking their mislead clients

Jodie marsh did the fatima whitbread diet

The media exposed all the dumb things people had to say

I think it started off with Richard Keys and Andy Gray

The MTV list truly got us baffled

Enough that even ghetto was asking who’s on the panel

The M.E.T was disappointed for the same old reasons

Had us all campaigning for K Koke’s freedom

The Police system really tryna head to the pits

So I can fully relate when smiler said he was sick

But before we go further let me do this like i’m supposed to

R.I.P Smiley Culture

For real the year saw a mass amount of scandals

And a whole bunch of crimes not even Rastamouse could handle

Lord Taylor went to jail cos he stashed loads of cheques

And Dappy we get the picture now you have no regrets

Oh and OG Niki if rap don’t get you famous

Skeptas got some strong links in adult entertainment

The decision was made easily

To hand this year un-beweavable award out to Mischa B

So let that occupy your St Pauls to keep the peace

And ease the grief form you and Kelly’s Tulisa beef

Well everyones hearts warming to Little Mix

Were so Stereotypical no Rizzle Kicks

The hate for Cher Lloyds to heavy for the scale

But she put on more unsigned rappers than anybody else

Maybe the scene would actually back her

If she could at least give us the true meaning of Swagger Jagger

Prince William and Kate tied the knot

And Cheryl Coles run in USA kinda flopped

Big brother came back a show that made an effort

But everybody else felt The Only Ways Is Essex

Salut Jamal Edwards a pro at work

First he hit us with that crazy Google Chrome advert

Then to confirmed hows he’s paved the way for the whole scene to grow

Channel 4 went and gave him his own TV show

While everyone was catching jokes off Phone Shop

The UK battle scene is broke cos the dough flopped

Ps3 showed how backwards they hustle

While Low-Key did us proud with the Soundtrack to the Struggle

Shouts to Maverick Sabre he jumped on a major

Bigz said he just wants the paper

My Tram Experience weren’t a nice way to travel

That woman should dealt with like the Grime Daily channel

An Wretch did more than satisfy his appetite

He rolled through like a Tractor and you can see that in Black and White

And thought the internet kinda said he was troublesome

Shout to Example for finally getting a number one

Sway still speeding and without a doubt the whole year was great for Ed Sheeran

And when you thought the scene could never go this far

JME drops the Boy Better Know sim card

We said farewell to News of the World

Because of News Internationals abuse of the world

Hearing lies that never hit the news

And like Crept and Konan had us questioning their views

See political next levels of race still double high

Police bribery phone hacking to Russian spies

Its no wonder everything so wild

When were seeing more corruption than a Windows File

And so people protest with hopes the world starts to listen

Then the country ends in one big Dale Farm eviction

But the powers that prefer to keep you quiet

Found out that when protests ain’t heard they can turn into a riot

They claim mindless thugs organised all the crimes

But how can somebody mindless be organised

There blaming kids for the word spreading

But really who can spread new more speedier than the media

The TV screen had us all gazing at it

The UK seeing at least 4 days of madness

We saw youts getting too wrestless on their school holidays

But the government shut down all the youth centres

An opportunist doing nothing good

All Attack The Blocks tryna be Top Boy in Annuva Hood

Looting and robbing for every innocent victim sake

We need to get to the root of the problem

Still Carnival was great

The riots had us scared to look our biggest street party in its Face

England won the Ashes from Australia for once

And Charlie Sloth made it on Radio One

January saw a bunch of earthquakes

Im not sure how many we had since

But ill probably blame the biggest one on Labrinth

Now the futures looking bright as ever

On that note salut goes to Jessie J and Tinie Tempah

For both smashing the states with their sales

But awards for thats gotta go straight to adele

Doing great for herself and the whole world can see

Glad you made it through that throat surgery

Yea we learnt that British Gas fees are what we truly got to bring down

Oh yea and Wayne Rooney’s got a fringe now

Scott Brown was making us laugh

And MOBO’S got taken over by KG and Marsden

David Starky dissed my ancestors

Plus theres a rumour that John Terry and Suarez might be racists

What the Fifa dude said wasn’t smart

And he should be begging more pardons than Jeremy Clarkson

Rest In Peace Steve jobs he left nations looking silly

iPhones are having proper conversations with their Siri’s

We lost so many so let me take this time out

To say R.I.P Amy Winehouse

Gary speed, Gary Mason, Ken Russel

Mark Duggan condolences to those who love you

When death wants war we rarely ever win the battle

On that note rest in peace to the legend Jimmy Saville

The year was sad at times

Don’t believe me ask man United and City who are both Heading to Channel 5

The coalition backed out of many handouts

Kids lost sight during the Blackberry Blackout

The moped robberies caused major concerns

Shout to Lord of the Mic’s they made a return

Ghost Poet blessed us with poems

And everybody thought Jess was a postman

Mic Righteous and English Frank have seen attention

Dot rotten and Benny Banks need a mention

For signing on the dotted line we got to give them that

And shouts to Emilie Sande for putting Scotland on the map

Shouts to our producers and the bangers they did

Salut to both Beat Butcher and Alex the Kid

Respect to all the real talent coming through

That ain’t playing games kinda like Tevez when he’s a substitute

Making sure that hard work ain’t going unnoticed

All trine achieve the Ultimate Otis

Wether or not you grow to become respected

Heres hoping you get further than Mo from the Young Apprentice

And if you hear me let try and live this next year like its our last

No Mayan Calendar Theory

And anyone I forgot send a shout to yourselves

Welcome to 2012