MYSTRO - 2009 UK Rap Up lyrics

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Ayo my name is Mystro, check ch, ch, ch, check one two,

First off I need to holla at you Skillz

And ask you to let me do the honours if you will

See I'm not trying to copy you, just borrow from you still

Plus I'm a fan and it's a way to pay homage to your skill

Cause round here some are making the moves they be wishing

Some others didn't, blame all the school they've be skipping

If you want a brief run-down than do take a listen to this 09 wrap up

But the UK edition now.

Who remembers when Dizzy took his drop

That didn't change a thing he still took it to the top

From the start he left the pop charts conquered

Had people going crazy especially when he told em he was bonkers

Well Dappy and his crew N-Dubz have become hot

Everybody's rooting for em both Nevermind the Buzzcocks

What about Tinchy's beef with that dude

Forgot his name something like La what or La who

What he said sounded spiteful

Shout out to Stryderman big up for not giving a George Micheal

X-Factor bought us way into it's Matrix

Thuggish dudes talkin' bout "Baby did you tape it? "

England qualified for the World Cup

But thanks to handyman Henry

The Irish thinks the World sucks

It's Blatant handball we didn't need no photo

They must have felt robbed like Tinch did no Mobo

Sabrina achieved the unachievable

Keeping her hair neat for so long in the Jungle was unbeweavable

Peter and Jordan have split up

A propa odd couple so of course they would split up

While RWD mag are looking bigger

We left Myspace for Facebook then put that book down for Twitter

When some ain't as healthy as they seem

Advice for Chipmunk, don't kill yourself to live the dream

But you can tell he's gonna feast

All that hard work at that age is proving already he's a beast

The government gave handouts to banks

While the UK funky scene blew up and ran out of skanks

Don't believe me bro, go ask them kids embarrassed

Watching their parents doing Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes

The most overused word by far, everybody say it with me now Par

And if you need a definition then check out what Jamelia did to Maxwell D on Television

Wanted to drop some raps on the sugababes

But on the real that's not the Sugababes

Speech Debelle won herself a Mercury

Got booed by Take That fans and then had to run herself to Mercury

But after sacking her label maybe I'm wrong

Could be the same planet that Jedward made it here from

Kids run around screaming "are you gonna bang tho? "

But Boy Better Know said there was Too Many Man though

Bashy made sure we didn't forget his face

And Reggie Yates put himself up there with the heavy weights

While Wretch, Tinie Tempa and Giggz got attention

Others physically lost their hip hop connection

Pro Green got his neck a slashing

But came back and toured with Lilly Allen like it never happened

(BIG UP)

Screen play writer, director and actor Noel Clarke won himself a well deserved Bafta

The first Black Miss England was dipped in glory

Until she lost the damn title with her fists and fury

I wonder how she'd deal with Taio Cruz

And nothing wrong with white chicks bru but what a way to make the news

Before Taio Jackie Chan's me

Shout out to Estelle for becoming one of the Grammy Family

Remember Mutya appeared on Big Brother

Bored us all and then disappeared like Big Brovaz,

Now what else let me see, hold up

Stop the beat, RIP Derek B

DJ's working all day with Mister Jam

Semtex, Shortee Blitz and Manny Norte

Oh yeah I can't forget Mastersteps,

And Sarah Love she still playing her cards right with half a deck

David Haye made the haters keep it quiet

He relived the story of David and Goliath

Dealt with it like he was supposed to do it

I just wish he help us out and train up Leona Lewis

So she wouldn't have to fear harm

Best comeback of the year got to go to Amir Khan

Another Man who can't be stopped

They used to palm him off but around the World they are all trying to be Charlie Sloth

Now our internet's game kinda crazy

With SBTV, DjGone, Ragggs and GrimeDaily

Helping artists to make moves

And diversity and flawless showing dancers the way too

While Mr Hudsons in the states making waves

Dynamo's proving why David Blaine ain't the same

Remember MIA at the Grammy's

I swear I thought she was about to have the yout on stage right there

Amy thought her long ass vacation was great

And St Lucians were like "look, you're taking the cake",

Eddie Kadi's a funny man that's hard at work

While all the bad boys have caught the eye of Alexandra Burke

Award for taking on the states by storm has got to go to the boy Jay Sean

Award for best industry shake up

Many won't agree but that's got to go to Industry Hater

Prove you ain't got a sense of humour if you hardly laugh

Donaeo still got us all tryna party hard

And all that snow at the top of 09 was soo thick it bought London to a slow grind

They said each day cost the city 50 mill, for real

I wonder who had to foot the bill

While everybody made JLS stand up with hands up

Poor Craig David must have messed his damn plans up

If poor tactics got you stressed

Be like little man from JLS and do some back flips on request

Sway nearly quit and Jason Status felt that Westwood was taking the mick,

Slim the comedian someone I must shout

As well as Kojo too for the comedy funhouse

Before I think to stop

Though he wasn't from the UK I gotta say respects to the King of Pop

He did a lot we wonder why it happened

A big Rest in Peace shout to Michael Jackson

For all our loved ones we had to lose through the soil

Let's promise to use the talent like Susan Boyle

And to see me again all my natural born twittaz follow MYSTROGEN

For now it's the end and one love for mighty Mystro,

Welcome to 2010