My Name Is Earl movie - Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! ( That Cigarette ) lyrics

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Now I'm a feller with a heart of gold<br>

And the ways of a gentleman I've been told<br>

The kind of guy that wouldn't even harm a flea<br>

But if me and a certain character met<br>

The guy that invented the cigarette<br>

I'd murder that son-of-a-gun in the first degree<br>

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It ain't cuz I don't smoke myself<br>

And I don't reckon that it'll harm your health<br>

Smoked all my life and I ain't dead yet<br>

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But nicotine slaves are all the same<br>

At a pettin' party or a poker game<br>

Everything gotta stop while they have a cigarette<br>

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Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette<br>

Puff, puff, puff and if you smoke yourself to death<br>

Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate<br>

That you hate to make him wait<br>

But you just gotta have another cigarette<br>

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Now in a game of chance the other night<br>

Old Dame Fortune was a-doin' me right<br>

The kings and the queens just kept on comin' round<br>

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And I got a full and I bet 'em high<br>

But my bluff didn't work on a certain guy<br>

He just kept on raisin' and layin' that money down<br>

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Now he'd raise me and I'd raise him<br>

I sweated blood, gotta sink or swim<br>

He finally called and didn't even raise the bet<br>

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So I said "aces full Pops how 'bout you?"<br>

He said "I'll tell you in a minute or two<br>

But right now, I gotta have me a cigarette"<br>

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Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette<br>

Puff, puff, puff and if you smoke yourself to death<br>

Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate<br>

That you hates to make him wait<br>

But you just gotta have another cigarette<br>

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(Ah, smoke it! Hah! Yes! Yes! Yes!)<br>

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The other night I had a date<br>

With the cutest little girl in the United States<br>

A high-bred, uptown, fancy little dame<br>

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She loved me and it seemed to me<br>

That things were 'bout like they oughta be<br>

So hand in hand we strolled down lover's lane<br>

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She was oh so far from a cake of ice<br>

And our smoochin' party was goin' nice<br>

So help me cats I believe I'd be there yet<br>

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But I give her a kiss and a little squeeze<br>

And she said, "ah, Marty, excuse me please<br>

I just gotta have me another, cigarette"<br>

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And she said, smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette<br>

Puff, puff, puff and if you smoke yourself to death<br>

Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate<br>

That you hate to make him wait<br>

But you just gotta have another cigarette.<br>

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