My Name Is Earl movie - It Takes Two lyrics
rate meIt takes two to make a thing go right<br>
It takes two to make it outta sight<br>
Hit it!<br>
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I wanna rock right now<br>
I'm Rob Base and I came to get down<br>
I'm not internationally known<br>
But I'm known to rock the microphone<br>
Because I get stoopid, I mean outrageous<br>
Stay away from me if you're contagious<br>
'Cause I'm the winner, no, I'm not the loser<br>
To be an M.C. is what I choose 'a<br>
Ladies love me, girls adore me<br>
I mean even the ones who never saw me<br>
Like the way that I rhyme at a show<br>
The reason why, man, I don't know<br>
So let's go, 'cause<br>
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It takes two to make a thing go right<br>
It takes two to make it outta sight<br>
Hit it!<br>
<br>
My name is Rob, I gotta real funky concept<br>
Listen up, 'cause I'm gonna keep you in step<br>
I got an idea<br>
That I wanna share<br>
You don't like it? So what, I don't care<br>
I'm number one, the uno, I like comp<br>
Bring all the suckers 'cause all them I'll stomp<br>
Bold and black but I won't protect<br>
All of my followers 'cause all I want is respect<br>
I'm not a doctor, put them in rapture<br>
A slick brother that can easy outfox ya<br>
Cause I'm Rob, the last name Base, yeah<br>
And on the mike, I'm known to be the freshest<br>
So let's start, it shouldn't be too hard<br>
I'm not a sucker so I don't need a bodyguard<br>
I won't fess, wear a bulletproof vest<br>
Don't smoke buddha, can't stand sess, yes<br>
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It takes two to make a thing go right<br>
It takes two to make it outta sight<br>
Hit it!<br>
<br>
The situation that the Base is in<br>
I'm kinda stingy that's why I don't wanna lend<br>
A funky rhyme to a foe or a good friend<br>
But listen up 'cause I want you to comprehend<br>
'Cause I'm the leader, the man superior<br>
I take care of ya and then ya get wearier<br>
So just sit, my rhymes arenot counterfeit<br>
The record sells which makes this one a hit<br>
It won't hurt to listen to Red Alert<br>
Take off your shirt<br>
Make sure it don't hit the dirt<br>
I like the kids--the guys, the girls<br>
I want the ducats 'cause this is Rob Base's world<br>
I'm on a mission, ya better just listen<br>
To my rhymes 'cause I'm all about dissin'<br>
'Cause<br>
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It takes two to make a thing go right<br>
It takes two to make it outta sight<br>
Hit it!<br>
<br>
I stand alone, don't need anyone<br>
'Cause I'm Rob, just came ot have fun<br>
Don't need friends that act like foes<br>
'Cause I'm Rob Base, the one who knows<br>
About things that make ya get weary<br>
Don't cheer me, just hear me<br>
Out 'cause I got the clout--shout (Ho!)<br>
Before I turn the party out<br>
I won't stutter--<br>
Project my voice, speak clearly<br>
So you can be my choice<br>
On stage or on record<br>
Go to the Wiz and select it<br>
Take it off the rack, if it's wack put it back<br>
I like the Whopper, fuck the Big Mac<br>
If you want static, so let's go<br>
So, throw upyour hands<br>
Go for what you know<br>
Bro', I got an ego<br>
Yo, talkin' to me? No<br>
Oh<br>
'Cause Rob is in the front, EZ Rock is on the Back up<br>
We're not soft, soyou better just slack up<br>
'Cause I'm cool, calm just like a breeze<br>
Rock the mike with the help of EZ<br>
Rock on the set, the music plays<br>
Only cuts the records that I say<br>
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It takes two to make a thing go right<br>
It takes two to make it outta sight<br>
Hit it!<br>
<br>
All right, now, EZ Rock<br>
now, when I count to three<br>
I want you ot get busy<br>
You ready now? <br>
One, two, three, get loose now!<br>
<br>
It takes two to make a thing go right<br>
It takes two to make it outta sight<br>
Hit it!<br>
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