My Little Pony - The Perfect Stallion lyrics

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[Sweetie Belle]

Cheerilee is sweet and kind,

She's the best teacher we could hope for

The perfect stallion you and I must find

One to really make her heart soar

But,

This one's too young,

This one's too old

He clearly has a terrible cold

[Apple Bloom]

This guy's too silly, he's way too uptight

[Sweetie Belle]

Well nothing's wrong with this one,

He seems alright!

[Scootaloo]

His girlfriend sure thinks so...

[Apple Bloom]

How 'bout this one?

He's much too flashy

[Scootaloo]

He might do!

[Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle]

If he weren't so splashy

[Apple Bloom]

Too short

[Sweetie Belle]

Too tall!

[Apple Bloom]

Too clean

[Scootaloo]

Too smelly!

[Sweetie Belle]

Strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly...

[All]

-Sigh-

[Apple Bloom]

I don't think that we're mistaken,

It seems all the good ones are taken

[Sweetie Belle]

I really feel that at this rate

we'll never find the perfect date

[All]

Don't want to quit and give up hope!

[Scootaloo]

-to Big Mac-

Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?

[Sweetie Belle]

Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please say...

[Big MacIntosh]

Nnnnope!

[All]

Gasp!

[Sweetie Belle]

We did it girls, we found the one!

Who will send our teachers heart aflutter!

[Apple Bloom]

WAIT A MINUTE!

Let me get this straight,

are you talking about my BROTHER?

Thanks to Kimberly for correcting these lyrics