My Little Pony - The Parasprite Polka lyrics
rate me(trumpet intro, dialogue begins)
[Twilight Sparkle]:
Oh, no. The Princess' procession is here. It's all over!
(Pinkie Pie approaches playing a tune)
[Twilight Sparkle]:
Pinkie, we're in the middle of a crisis here.
This is no time for your...nonsense?
(The Parasprites follow Pinkie and all of her friends follow the Parasprites)
[Twilight Sparkle]:
Look!
(Princess Celestia approaches and the other ponies bow before her)
[Princess Celestia]:
Twilight Sparkle, my prize pupil!
[Twilight Sparkle]:
Hello, Princess!
[Princess Celestia]:
So lovely to see you again as well as your friends.
(Pinkie passes the other ponies as the Parasprites continue following her)
[Twilight Sparkle]:
So, huh, how was the trip? Hit much traffic?
[Princess Celestia] (gasps):
What is this?
(a yellow Parasprite lands on her wing, she laughs)
These creatures are adorable!
[Rainbow Dash]:
They're not that adorable.
[Princess Celestia]:
I'm terribly honored that you and the good citizens of Ponyville have organized a parade in order of my visits.
[Twilight Sparkle]:
Parade?
Oh, yes. The parade!
[Princess Celestia]:
Unfortunately, that visit is going to wait for another time.
I'm afraid an emergency has come up in Fillydephia.
Apparently, there's some sort of infestation.
[Twilight Sparkle]:
An...infestation?
[Princess Celestia]:
Yes. A swarm of incredibly bothersome creatures has invaded the poor town.
I'm sorry, Twilight, to put you all through such trouble.
[Twilight Sparkle]:
Trouble? (laughs nevously) What trouble?
[Princess Celestia]:
Before I have to go, would you care to give me your latest report on the magic of friendship in person?
[Twilight Sparkle]:
My... report?
[Princess Celestia]:
Haven't you learned anything about friendship?
[Twilight Sparkle]:
Actually, I have.
I've learned that sometimes the solution to your problems can come from where you least expect it.
It's a good idea to stop and listen to your friends' opinions and perspectives...
Even when they don't always seem to make sense.
[Princess Celestia]:
I'm so proud of you, Twilight Sparkle, and I'm very impressed with your friends as well.
It sounds like you're all learning so much from each other.
[Twilight Sparkle]:
Thank you, princess.
(Princess Celestia departs)
[Pinkie Pie] (stops the music):
Hey! What happened to the princess?
[Twilight Sparkle]:
An emergency in Fillydelphia.
Thanks to Kimberly for correcting these lyrics
