My Little Pony - Rarity's Dress Making Song lyrics

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Stitching It Together

Thread by thread

Stitching it together

Twilight's dress

Cutting the pattern snip by snip

Making sure the fabric folds nicely

It's the perfect color and so hip

Always got to keep in mind my pacing

Making sure the clothes are correctly facing

I'm stitching Twilight's dress

Yard by yard

Fussing on the details.

Jewel neckline,

Don't you know a stitch in time saves nine?

Making her something perfect to inspire,

Even though she hates formal attire.

Gotta mind those intimate details

Even though she's more concerned with sales,

It's Applejack's new dress.

Dressmaking's easy, for Pinkie Pie something pink

Fluttershy something breezy

Blend color and form...

Do you think it looks cheesy?

(Opalessence) Meow!

Something brash, perhaps quite fetching

Hook and eye, couldn't you just simply die?

Making sure it fits forelock and crest,

Don't forget some magic in the dress.

Even though it rides high on the flank,

Rainbow won't look like a tank.

I'm stitching Rainbow's dress.

Piece by piece, snip by snip

Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip

Thread by thread, primed and pressed

Yard by yard, never stressed

And that's the art of the dress!

Twilight Sparkle: Now the stars on my belt need to be technically accurate.

Orion has three stars on his belt, not four.

[Rarity]

Stitch by stitch,

stitching it together,

Deadline looms,

Don’t you know the client is always right,

Even if my fabric choice was perfect.

Gotta get them all done by tonight.

Pinkie Pie that color's too obtrusive,

Wait until you see it in the light.

I’m sewing them together.

Pinkie Pie: Don’t you think my gown would be more “me” with some lollipops?

Rarity: Well, I think…

Pinkie pie: Balloons?

Rarity: Well…

Pinkie Pie: Do it!

[Rarity]

Hour by hour, one more change,

I'm sewing them together, take great pains

Fluttershy you're putting in a bind,

Rainbow Dash, what is on your mind?

Ohmygosh, there's simply not much time

Don’t forget Applejack’s duds must shine.

Dressmaking easy,

Every customer’s call.

Brings a whole new revision,

Have to pick the pace,

Still hold to my vision.

Twilight Sparkle: That constellation is Canis Major, not Minor.

Fluttershy: French haute couture. Please.

Rarity: Ugh.

Applejack: What if it rains? Galoshes!

Pinkie Pie: More balloons!

Oh, that’s too many balloons.

More candy.

Oh, less candy.

Oh, wait, I know! Streamers!

Rarity: Streamers?

Pinkie Pie: Whose dress is this?

Rarity: Streamers it is.

[spoken]

Rainbow Dash: What?

Rarity: Aren't you going to tell me to change something too?

Rainbow Dash: No, I just want my dress to be cool.

Rarity: Do you not like the color?

Rainbow Dash: The color’s fine, just make it look cooler.

Rarity: Do you not like the shape?

Rainbow Dash: The shape's fine, just make the whole thing, y'know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% cooler.

Rarity: Ugh.

[sung]

Pinkie Pie: All we ever want is indecision

Rainbow Dash: All we really like is what we know

Twilight Sparkle: Gotta balance style with adherence

Fluttershy: Making sure we make a good appearance

Applejack: Even if you simply have to fudge it

[All but Rarity]

Make sure it stays within our budget

Rarity: Got to overcome intimidation

Remember, it's all in the presentation!

[all together]

Piece by piece, snip by snip

Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip

Bolt by bolt, primed and pressed

Yard by yard, always stressed

And that's the Art of the Dress!

(Sighs)

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