My Little Pony - A Juicy Story lyrics

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Clover:

Well, I've got a juicy story - just wait until you hear

Madame Per'cher'an once had a beau

Count Malfalosu was his name; she's got his picture in a frame

I think they were engaged once years ago

Patch:

So here's my juicy story - my neighbor dyed her hair

Instead of blonde, it turned an awful green!

Bon Bon:

I heard her hair fell out in clumps

Because she came down with the mumps

And now her family's under quarantine

Melody:

I heard a rumor that Dazzle has a boyfriend

He sings with the Cleveland Bays or so I heard

Bright Eyes:

At school you should have seen the boys

They jumped abound and made such noise

Poor Ms. Hackney misspelled a word

Clover:

Have you got a juicy story?

Starlight:

You know that stuck up pony who thinks that she's so smart?

Well heard today in math she got a 'D'

All:

To share these stories is such fun

It's fun to share with everyone

Gossip that's as juicy as can be

Oh, I am in my glory when I hear a juicy story

So long as it's not about me

So long as it's not about me

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Thanks to Rachael Burt

Thanks to preety for correcting these lyrics