My Best Friend's Wedding movie - If You Wanna Be Happy lyrics

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Song by Jimmy Soul<br /><br>

If you wanna be happy <br>

For the rest of your life,<br>

Never make a pretty woman your wife,<br>

So from my personal point of view, <br>

Get an ugly girl to marry you.<br>

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A pretty woman makes her husband look small<br>

And very often causes his downfall.<br>

As soon as he marries her <br>

Then she starts to do<br>

The things that will break his heart.<br>

But if you make an ugly woman your wife,<br>

You'll be happy for the rest of your life,<br>

An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,<br>

She'll always give you peace of mind.<br>

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Don't let your friends say <br>

You have no taste,<br>

Go ahead and marry anyway,<br>

Though her face is ugly, <br>

Her eyes don't match,<br>

Take it from me she's a better catch.<br>

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Say man. <br>

Hey baby. <br>

Saw your wife the other day. <br>

Yeah?<br>

Yeah, she's ugly. <br>

Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook. <br>

Yeah?. Okay.<br>

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