Mr "NOBODY" Jones - Just Say No lyrics

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I caught my mom and dad smokin' pot last night,

so I turned 'em in, cause it just wasn't right.

The cops came and got 'em and they put 'em in jail,

And now the only time I hear from them's when I get the mail

So just say no, and stay out of them bars.

If ya wanna work here, you'll have ta pee in a jar.

Just say no, it's the American Way.

In the good ol' USA.

The welfare people took me and sister away,

Said they'd have to find a better place for us to stay.

Now I don't know if I'll see my sister again,

They tell me that I will, but don't know when.

So just say no, and stay out of them bars,

If ya wanna work here, you'll have to fill up a jar.

Just say no, it's the American Way,

In the good ol' USA.

And now I hear my mom and dad are gettin' a divorce,

And what they'll do with sis and me is all up to the court.

Smokin' marijuanna might have been their biggest sin,

But if you mommy is a commy, son, ya gotta turn her in.

And just say no, and stay out of them bars,

If ya wanna work here, you'll have ta fill up a jar.

Just say no, it's the American Way,

In the good ol" USA

Yeah,

Just say no, and stay out of them bars,

If ya wanna work here, you'll have ta pee in a jar.

Just say no, it's the American Way,

In the good ol' USA.

Thank ya Nancy!

[Written By: Mr. "NOBODY" Jones

Copyright 1988

Published By: Nobody One Publishing BMI

April 17, 1997]