Mr. Gasser & The Weirdos - Big Bad Surfink lyrics

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Well he was born in a crate in an old junkyard

He was so damn ugly his folks took it hard

They left him nine times on the railroad track

But that ugly little thing just kept coming back

Big Fink Big Fink Big Fink

Big Surfink

Now Fink was growing at a frightening pace

It was 20 feet from his toes to his face

The hairy ground shook when he took a hop

And when he exhaled he whipped up a chop

Big Fink Big Fink Big Fink

Big Surfink

Now life was rough for old Surfink

He was so darn lonely it drove him to drink

He went to the ocean and started to drink

But he spit out the surfers who were turning pink

Big Fink Big Fink Big Fink

Big Surfink

Now when Fink started drinking he got real mean

Then he started getting hungry so he split the scene

He was making fink burgers at a meatpacking yard

But that's when the called out the national guard

On Fink Big Fink Big Fink

Big Surfink

Now they dug his grave as wide as a valley

When old Fink got snuffed in that old back alley

And at the bottom of this pit Big Fink is stacked

In a modified giant sized Ratfink trap

Big Fink Big Fink Big Fink

Big Surfink