Mr. Bungle - Girls Of P*n lyrics

rate me

Okay, all you pus suckin' motherfuckers out there

It's time to win a chance to butt-bang

Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass

To caller number 666

The urge is too much to take

All I can think about is playin' with myself

It's time to masturbate

Well I've got my 'Hustler' and I don't need nothin' else

Ginger, Ginger

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore

But the girls of porn want more

So, I flip through the pages one more time

And I just let the jism fly

Yeah, yeah, yeah

A quarter for a peep show

A private booth or talkin' to a naked whore

Triple X video

976 and I can whack it on the phone

Nobody's home, I'm alone

'The Devil in Miss Jones'

Nobody's home, I'm alone

Asia and John Holmes

We got gushin' gonads, tinglin' tushes

Hairy balls and hairy bushes

S&M, whips and chains

Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains

We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks

Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks

We got rape, necro and both ways

And lots of hung studs for all you gays

We got incest and bestiality too

We got Sade and 'The Sweetest Taboo'

We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo

And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe

There's shemales, lezbos and shaved beavers

And D cup mamas with so much cleave

Senior citizens who love to watch

And sniff those skid marks from your crotch, yeah

Ain't got no woman next to me

I just got this magazine

And what's on the TV screen

But that's okay with me

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore

But the girls of porn want more

So I flip through the pages one more time

And I just let the jism fly

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I was trained to fuck you, baby

I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you, baby

I, I, I was trained to fuck you, baby

I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you, baby

Yeah, yeah, yeah