Monty Python - Eric The Half A Bee lyrics

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Half a bee, philosophically

Must, ipso facto, half not be

But half the bee has got to be

Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see

But can a bee be said to be

Or not to be an entire bee

When half the bee is not a bee

Due to some ancient injury

La dee dee, one two three

Eric the half a bee

A, B, C, D, E, F, G

Eric the half a bee

Is this wretched demi-bee

Half-asleep upon my knee

Some freak from a menagerie

No! It's Eric the half a bee

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee

Eric the half a bee

Ho ho ho, tee hee hee

Eric the half a bee

I love this hive, employee-ee

Bisected accidentally

One summer afternoon by me

I love him carnally

He loves him carnally

Semi-carnally