Monsters Of The Midday - Dog Don't Bitch lyrics

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Lost my job but I still find money <br />

To buy my beer<br />

She comes in everyday from work and<br />

All I here, yeah<br />

<br />

Is this and that about<br />

How I'm fat<br />

With no job and we ain't rich<br />

That's why I like drinking with my dog<br />

'coz my dog don't bitch<br />

<br />

Coz drinking with a canine<br />

Is like drinking with your best friend<br />

You drink half of your beer<br />

Pour half in his bowl<br />

Then we'll do it all over again<br />

Well he might mess on the carpet<br />

Hell, I'll take that twice<br />

With a big mouth woman all up in my face<br />

Tryin' to tell me how to live my life<br />

<br />

On the coutch is where this man<br />

Is gonna stay<br />

To see my dog with a 24 pack<br />

That I drink all day, yeah<br />

Dicuss the finer points of<br />

Honky-tonk joints and<br />

Why we ain't gettin' hitched<br />

That why I like drinking with my dog<br />

Coz my dog don't bitch<br />

<br />

Coz drinking with a canine<br />

Is like drinking with your best friend<br />

You drink half of your beer<br />

Pour half in his bowl<br />

Then we'll do it all over again<br />

Well he might mess on the carpet<br />

Hell, I'll take that twice<br />

With a big mouth woman all up in my face<br />

Tryin' to tell me how to live my life<br />

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My old lady says it's time<br />

For me to choose<br />

Between my dog and her, you know<br />

Someone's got to lose, yeah<br />

She wants a lovin' husband<br />

She's got that wedding itch<br />

But I love that dog and<br />

I never did love that bitch<br />

<br />

So now I'm drinkin' with a canine<br />

He's my only friend<br />

Got a bottle of Jack<br />

I just pack him on the back<br />

And we'll do it all over again<br />

Well he might mess on the carpet<br />

Hell, I'll take that twice<br />

With a big mouth woman all up in my face<br />

Tryin' to tell me how to live my life<br />

<br />

Yeah, he might mess on the carpet<br />

And hell, I might mess to...<br />

But I'll be damned if i'm gonna let a woman tell me<br />

And my dog just what to do