Monsters Of The Midday - Dog Don't Bitch lyrics
rate meLost my job but I still find money <br />
To buy my beer<br />
She comes in everyday from work and<br />
All I here, yeah<br />
<br />
Is this and that about<br />
How I'm fat<br />
With no job and we ain't rich<br />
That's why I like drinking with my dog<br />
'coz my dog don't bitch<br />
<br />
Coz drinking with a canine<br />
Is like drinking with your best friend<br />
You drink half of your beer<br />
Pour half in his bowl<br />
Then we'll do it all over again<br />
Well he might mess on the carpet<br />
Hell, I'll take that twice<br />
With a big mouth woman all up in my face<br />
Tryin' to tell me how to live my life<br />
<br />
On the coutch is where this man<br />
Is gonna stay<br />
To see my dog with a 24 pack<br />
That I drink all day, yeah<br />
Dicuss the finer points of<br />
Honky-tonk joints and<br />
Why we ain't gettin' hitched<br />
That why I like drinking with my dog<br />
Coz my dog don't bitch<br />
<br />
Coz drinking with a canine<br />
Is like drinking with your best friend<br />
You drink half of your beer<br />
Pour half in his bowl<br />
Then we'll do it all over again<br />
Well he might mess on the carpet<br />
Hell, I'll take that twice<br />
With a big mouth woman all up in my face<br />
Tryin' to tell me how to live my life<br />
<br />
(Instrumental)<br />
<br />
My old lady says it's time<br />
For me to choose<br />
Between my dog and her, you know<br />
Someone's got to lose, yeah<br />
She wants a lovin' husband<br />
She's got that wedding itch<br />
But I love that dog and<br />
I never did love that bitch<br />
<br />
So now I'm drinkin' with a canine<br />
He's my only friend<br />
Got a bottle of Jack<br />
I just pack him on the back<br />
And we'll do it all over again<br />
Well he might mess on the carpet<br />
Hell, I'll take that twice<br />
With a big mouth woman all up in my face<br />
Tryin' to tell me how to live my life<br />
<br />
Yeah, he might mess on the carpet<br />
And hell, I might mess to...<br />
But I'll be damned if i'm gonna let a woman tell me<br />
And my dog just what to do