Monster-In-Law movie - Won't U Please B Nice lyrics

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Song by Nellie McKay<br /><br>

If you would sit<br>

Oh so close to me<br>

That would be nice<br>

Like it's supposed to be<br>

If you don't I'll slit your throat<br>

So won't you please be nice<br>

If you would hug your arms right around me<br>

That would be snug<br>

Like it's supposed to be<br>

If we part I'll eat your heart<br>

So won't you please be nice<br>

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Oh don't you love this romancing<br>

Know that it's your life you're chancing<br>

Isn't it nice<br>

Now you've married me<br>

Sugar and spice<br>

Like it's supposed to be<br>

If you go i'll get your dough<br>

So won't you please be nice<br>

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Stop with your jazz oratory<br>

I only listen to top forty<br>

N'Sync rules <br>

Isn't it nice<br>

Together we'll always live<br>

No sacrifice<br>

We'll vote conservative<br>

If you run I'll pull a gun<br>

Give me head or you'll be dead<br>

Salute the flag or I'll call you a fag<br>

Oh won't you please be nice<br>

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