Monks - Nice Legs Shame About The Face lyrics

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Met her on a blind date, helping out an old mate<br />

Waiting at the corner, she’s be dressed in black<br />

There was I expecting a really tasty bird<br />

He said she was good looking, I should have doubt his word<br />

When I saw her there she was a real disgrace<br />

I thought nice legs shame about the face<br />

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I had to take her dancing, I couldn’t let her down<br />

So we caught the bus to the other side of town<br />

Out upon the dance floor, I wasn’t getting far<br />

So I had a drink with my friends up at the bar<br />

I asked them what they thought of her they fell about the place<br />

And they said nice legs shame about her face<br />

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She said could we go bowling,<br />

I said that would be fine<br />

But when I bought the tickets<br />

She’d already changed her mind<br />

She was turning out to be a real hard case<br />

Nice legs shame about the boat race<br />

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Downed a gin and soda, tapped me on the shoulder<br />

Whispered in my ear it’s getting kind of late<br />

When I took her home we hardly said a thing<br />

I walked her to the door, expected to go in<br />

She looked me up and down and really put me in my place<br />

She said nice legs shame about your face<br />

Nice legs shame about your face