Met her on a blind date, helping out an old mate<br />
Waiting at the corner, she’s be dressed in black<br />
There was I expecting a really tasty bird<br />
He said she was good looking, I should have doubt his word<br />
When I saw her there she was a real disgrace<br />
I thought nice legs shame about the face<br />
<br />
I had to take her dancing, I couldn’t let her down<br />
So we caught the bus to the other side of town<br />
Out upon the dance floor, I wasn’t getting far<br />
So I had a drink with my friends up at the bar<br />
I asked them what they thought of her they fell about the place<br />
And they said nice legs shame about her face<br />
<br />
She said could we go bowling,<br />
I said that would be fine<br />
But when I bought the tickets<br />
She’d already changed her mind<br />
She was turning out to be a real hard case<br />
Nice legs shame about the boat race<br />
<br />
Downed a gin and soda, tapped me on the shoulder<br />
Whispered in my ear it’s getting kind of late<br />
When I took her home we hardly said a thing<br />
I walked her to the door, expected to go in<br />
She looked me up and down and really put me in my place<br />
She said nice legs shame about your face<br />
Nice legs shame about your face