Moldy Peaches, The - Steak For Chicken lyrics

rate me

Mardi Gras came and went,

all my money has been spent.

How 'm I gonna pay the rent

sitting on -my ass/your face?

Who mistook the steak for chicken?

Who'm I gonna stick my dick in?

We're not those kids,

sitting on the couch.

my former life i -had a sister/was a high roller,

I abused her and I dissed her/ walked my kids in a diamond stroller,

she got swept up in a twister/ found my calling as a part time bowler

first I laughed and then i missed her/ traded my wife in for a new green roller.

Who mistook these baths for showers?

Who fucked up that leaning tower?

We're not those kids,

sitting on the couch.

Oh, get on a greyhound and ride away,

different dreams from yesterday/ live on birthday cake each day

tell your -grandma you're ok/ grandparents that they're gay,

kiss her cheek/steal their money- and run away.

Me and my friends are so smart:

we invented this new kind of -darts/art

hit a bull's eye cut up heart/ post modernist throwing darts

smoking crack and -cutting back/crack.

Who mistook this crap for genius?/ who is dancing on the ceiling?

Who is gonna stroke my penis?/who is gonna hurt my feelings

We're not those kids,

sitting on the couch,

sitting on the couch.

Oh -even your mother is a crook/people are shiny like a brand new book

but if -I get/you take- a closer look

there's shit on every -road you took/hand you shook

You don't believe me?

Read the book/ Look at your hand.

Who made all these things for killing?

Whose -empty heart/pussy hole- needs filling?

We're not those kids,

sitting on the couch.

Who mistook the steak for chicken?

Who'm I gonna stick my dick in?

We're not those kids,

sitting on the couch x 4.