Moistboyz - Shitheel lyrics

rate me

I see you got your last check - you're lookin' so

Depressed

Couldn't handle washin' dishes - you'll be swimmin'

With the fishes

You got a girlfriend - she's an ugly lesbian

Afraid to cut your long hair - always thought you

Wouldn't care

That you couldn't hold a job - your feeble sins will

Never stop

Think of all the simple joys - of hangin' with the

Younger boys

Drinkin' up the kool-aid - mama thinks you got it made

You're livin' in the upstairs - time to wash your

Underwear

Monkey on the gag-reel - tell me how you really feel

Grindin' down your burger brain - standing in the pissy

Rain

Awful salty pickle dick - you're too flat to call a

Bitch

Drinkin' down the malto-meal - word is you're the

Shitheel

You're 40 and you never feel - whether time will ever

Heal

You're sloppy little stinky ass - never had an ounce of

Class

Your skate was never any good - silly ridin' goofy foot

You're headed to the bar now - waitin' for your fat cow

Hopin' she will turn a trick - She'll never ever suck

Your dick

Weak enough to toe the line - suburban little

Frankenstein

Smokin' all the schwaggy weed - struggle just to bottom

Feed

Smellin' like a cheesy wheel - got some poopy on your

Heel

Monkey on the gag-reel - tell me how you really feel

Grindin' down your burger brain - standing in the pissy

Rain

Awful salty pickle dick - you're too flat to call a

Bitch

Drinkin' down the malto-meal - word is you're the

Shitheel