If you like vodka, or lemonade
Oh I do, I do
If you like sunshine, or sitting in the shade
Oh I do, I do 
If you like to get paid
Or you like to get laid
Aye, Aye!
Then you gotta understand,
That you've got a made
And you should be happy as fuck

I stay happy as a motherfucker, that’s right
I knew what I was gonna do a lot of smiling so I brushed twice
I throw my hands up in the sky and yell Hug life!
Yeah I can dig it, I can dig it, so I dug twice
Today I’m saying hi to everyone that I see
Until they know me better than my I.D
Tell them … that I’m mean, 
Till they think I got ecstasy running through my eyes…
I’m like sand paper when the times get rough
The alarm clock there ringing, man it’s time to get up
Barry White the whole world your love we can’t get enough
Cause you’re alive my friend so let’s get high my friend
So look around all this is yours
Given to you for free, can’t be bought in stores
You see the present, that’s a helluva gift
Take a glass half full with a twist.

If you like vodka, or lemonade
Oh I do, I do
If you like sunshine, or sitting in the shade
Oh I do
If you like to get paid
Or you like to get laid
Oh I do,
Then you gotta understand,
That you got it made
And you should be happy as fuck

Going city to city, I’ma bring back hippy
I be here with the raps and still got pops like Iggy
Taking shots like…yeah they twisting up ziggy
No money, no problems, no biggy
It’s all good baby, baby, follow me, follow me up
Swallow a cup, pump up a blunt, time do whatever you want
It’s on, let it begin, it’s time for some good news
Less CNN and watch more cartoons
I love how my favorite color is tie dye
A stoner, proud of it so why lie?
I changed my life when I met good vibes
And found out the grass is hella green on both sides
So look around all this is yours
Given to you for free, can’t be bought in stores
You see the present, that’s a helluva gift
Take my glass half full with a twist

If you like vodka, or lemonade
Oh I do, I do
If you like sunshine, or sitting in the shade
Oh I do, I do
If you like to get paid
Or you like to get laid
Aye, Aye!
Then you gotta understand,
That you've got it made
And you should be happy as fuck

…ok, I’ve been there, 
Mad at the world, Yup. I was once.
There was a time I felt like I didn’t care
I was lost and didn’t know who I was 
But a couple years ago I finally figured it out
Everything that happens is caused by whatchu think about
That’s nice, imagine this
I take my glass half full with a twist
I take my glass half full with a twist

If you like vodka, or lemonade
Oh I do, I do
If you like sunshine, or sitting in the shade
Oh I do, I do
If you like to get paid
Or you like to get laid
Aye, Aye!
Then you gotta understand,
That you've got it made
And you should be happ-
If you like vodka, or lemonade
Oh I do, I do
If you like sunshine, or sitting in the shade
Oh I do, I do
If you like to get paid
Or you like to get laid
Aye, Aye!
Then you gotta understand,
That you've got it made
And you should be happy as fuck.


                          Thanks to alley for correcting these lyrics

                          Thanks to Fr0ntp0rchstxp for correcting these lyrics