Mo Thugs Family - Ghetto Cowboy (Abum Version) lyrics

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You better count your money<br />

Ghetto cowboy<br />

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The name is Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone<br />

Wanted up north for all the gold that I stole, along<br />

With some cash, even took the mayor's daughter<br />

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Now, that there's kidnappin', but she was with it so I brought her<br />

Then, got myself into a whole heap of trouble, double-crossed by the law<br />

So there's nobody to run to, yeah, it's just me and my sawed-off shotgun<br />

Outlaw--call him Leather Face<br />

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I'm headed for the West, heard they got<br />

A couple banks in town that ain't been held up yet<br />

Well, uh, I oughta make it by sundown<br />

I figure that's enough time for me to get the whole rundown<br />

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So, I continue my mission it's gettin' dark<br />

So I'm watchin' for them damn Injuns<br />

They like to catch ya, then they rob and split<br />

I be a rootin'-tootin'-shootin' damn fool, protectin' my chips<br />

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All of a sudden, I heard somebody rumble in the bushes<br />

Stop my horse"Whoa, Nellie! Who in the bushes?<br />

You better speak out or I'm a let my shotgun song sing out"<br />

Who is this? I hope this ain't the law<br />

Jump out the bushes with my sawed-off shotgun<br />

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"C'mon out, right now, I'm gettin' angry"<br />

Took a step back, 'cause it could get dangerous<br />

Thug Queen, "the horse stealer"<br />

"Please don't shoot it's just me, Thug Queen, the horse-stealer"<br />

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"Then, why the hell is you hidin' in them bushes?"<br />

"I'm wanted in four counties for armed robbery<br />

Killed to two sheriffs, six of his best men with my hand, stole two horses<br />

Thought you was the law, that's why I jumped in the bushes"<br />

"Goodness", now, she was hotter than the barrel on fire<br />

But I could use her for the job, so I told her to ride, "C'mon"<br />

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"May I ask you what you headed to the West for?"<br />

"I got a partner, got a plan for some dough<br />

And if you're down, you can pick up yourself a pretty penny<br />

“Be in town in a minute, now be sure if you're with it"<br />

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"We out before the sun rise, gotta stallion for your partner to ride<br />

Hit the saloon for the moonshine, down for whatever, let's ride, let's ride”<br />

"These directions say we go to Tucson, Arizona<br />

When we arrive, we'll cop a place we can bunk<br />

And meet my boy in the mornin' for details and hook-up"<br />

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You better count your money<br />

Ghetto cowboy<br />

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"Rise and shine! Good mornin', howdy<br />

Nine o'clock we meet my boy in the saloon in the valley<br />

Now, I done came a long way, and I don't wanna be late"<br />

"Tell him I make ya [Unverified] 'cause you know we ain't"<br />

"Move out! Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup"<br />

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You better count your money<br />

Ghetto cowboy<br />

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I'm peepin' Krayzie's wanted poster in the saloon<br />

So I assume it'll be trouble around here pretty soon<br />

Glance across the room, I see this youngster getting ready to fight<br />

But if he mess up the night, I think that Krayzie just might take his life<br />

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So, I approach him, and I pause "Look, man, I really don't wanna brawl<br />

But won't you chill before them laws come messin' up this master plan?"<br />

Since he already rowdy, I just asked the man, "Hey, you want some work?<br />

Well, partner, put in your bid, and by the way, now what's your name?”<br />

“They call me Layzie the Kid"<br />

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"The name's Powder P, can I get a twelve gauge?<br />

Outlaw, everyday on the front page Mister Kid<br />

If you give me the lowdown, me and Black Jack<br />

Be ready for the showdown with two double-barrels pointed at whatever<br />

We'll stick together I'm purty clever"<br />

"So saddle up, jump on the bandwagon, because it's all goin' down"<br />

I heard a guy run in the bar screamin', "Krayzie's in town"<br />

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"Now when we get to the saloon, you don't worry<br />

Wait outside, and don't be stealin' nobody's damn horses"<br />

Step inside the bar, "Lay the Kid, you son of a gun"<br />

"Hey, man, I'm glad you made it safely, now let's go have some fun<br />

And this my partner Powder, he's a young gun"<br />

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"Howdy"<br />

"Mighty glad to meet ya, son, oh yeah<br />

You know I also brought a friend along<br />

Meet Thug Queen, the horse peddler, straggler, just met her"<br />

"Howdy, partner, already got the horses saddled up"<br />

"I hope you good at robbin' banks like you rustle that cattle up"<br />

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"Now, y'all, it's gon' be gettin' dark real soon"<br />

"I think you're right, I say we move, c'mon, let's move out<br />

Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup, move out"<br />

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You better count your money<br />

Ghetto cowboy