Mitchell Brothers - Excuse My Brother lyrics

rate me

Tony, tony, tony

Only had a couple

But he's had a fair few shots

And he starts to swear alot

But she hasn't beared a drop

And thus, everyone stares to watch

Cor' Blimey see that bird take a good at look at her

skirt

Oh me word I can see heaven take me far from earth

I'll have some of that love how much are you worth?

No I've not been drinkin love this glass is my first

Now how about a score, ok then 25

Why did you slap me for? I was tryna to be kind

Go get your boyfriend then I ain't gunna run

So what if he's a boxer I'm already numb

Now out of the way its me turn, same again son

What did u say cunt? I'll tell you when i'm done

I'm drunk? You're flippin drunk infact your rawsome

C'mon then let's have it then, now where the hells me

gun,

Oh you all think it's a joke well lets just see

When I count to three you will all respect me

Dead bad guy Tony, everyone knows me

Whats wrong now sweetheart are we getting cold feet?

But he's had a fair few shots

And he starts to swear alot

But she hasn't beared a drop

And thus, everyone stares to watch

Oi, 'scuse me can I have a word outside if you please?

What if I refuse what are you gunna do geez?

Oi let's cut to the chase did you disrespect me Stace?

Oh you mean that slag she's a bloody disgrace

I offered her 25 and she slapped me in the face

I mean would you believe it Ted? Right in me face

She's Lucky she didn't get put right in her place

Thats it i've had enough outside c'mon lets go now

Listen bruv that's enough I'mma put it blunt you're

lookin like a cunt

Breathe in breathe out, or you'll end up in the back of

the meat van

Like you always do when you have a glass of gin and

juice

Causing trouble in the venue what you trying to make

the 10 o'clock news?

No no don't talk your ignorance will be a downfull

What you gotta shout loud for? embarrasing yourself

when your outdoors

Talking big like you got big balls gritting your teeth

like a pitbull

Looking like you wanna be sick too, check yourself

mate, you're a Mitchell!

But he's had a fair few shots

And he starts to swear alot

But she hasn't beared a drop

And thus, everyone stares to watch

Please Excuse my brother he's got too much booze in his

bladder

Giving you all the chitter chatter gettin all rude in a

geezer manner

Please accpet my apologies on his behalf

And I don't think he really meant to squeeze your arse

But he was being a prick that I can't deny I must admit

And that he was out of line and he pushed it just a

little bit

But what about you though, showing off flesh like a

sumo

Your skirts up too high, and your tops cut too low

And theres your boyfriend acting like a boss kinda like

Hugo

Put yourself in my brother's shoes mate what if it was

you though

Let's just all get along do a little dance to some

songs

Forget about this nonsense we can all move on

Tony, tony, tony

Only had a couple