Missy Elliott Feat. Ms. Jade - Funky Fresh Dressed lyrics
rate meThis is a Misdemeanor exclusive<br />
If your radio is experiencing any kind of difficulties<br />
Turn the volume up<br />
Yes, turn the volume up<br />
Yes, turn the volume up<br />
This is an exclusive<br />
Turn the volume up<br />
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It's very necessary, on the contrary<br />
No you do not scare me, is you drinkin' Bloody Mary?<br />
But shit, you betta hurry, before I have to bury<br />
My attitude is bitchy, 'cuz my period is heavy<br />
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I used to drive a Chevy, put twenties on that baby<br />
My nigga was the shit but then that stupid nigga left me<br />
And now I'm lovin' Larry but Larry go with Terri<br />
And Terri is a freak but it's his baby she will carry<br />
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The life he live's a fairy, cartoon like 'Tom and Jerry'<br />
My flow is legendary and your style is temporary<br />
Yeah, you need to worry, like Jason, it gets scary<br />
The words that I spit don't fit in that category<br />
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Is my vision blurry? My speech is very slurry<br />
Me without Tim is like Jamaicans with no curry<br />
And yes, it's necessary, so hurry, nigga, hurry<br />
'Cuz when this album drops, you whack M.C's will all get burried<br />
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Funky fresh dressed to impress, ready to party<br />
Funky fresh dressed to impress<br />
(Turn the volume up)<br />
Funky fresh dressed to impress, ready to party<br />
Funky fresh dressed to impress<br />
(Turn the volume up)<br />
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Funky, funky fresh dressed to impress, ready to party<br />
Funky fresh dressed to impress<br />
(Turn the volume up)<br />
Funky, funky fresh dressed to impress, ready to party<br />
Funky, funky fresh dressed to impress<br />
(Turn the volume up)<br />
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Your style's very crummy, that's why you have no money<br />
You always looking bummy, I don't care if you don't love me<br />
Don't try to come before me, unless you are a dummy<br />
Repeat, you'll lose your teeth and I would hate to call you Gummy<br />
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Rainy or sunny, battle no way, honey<br />
This is not a game of Hide-and-Seek, go call ya mummy<br />
It's about get so ugly, and I'ma keep y'all runnin'<br />
Hiding from me, 'cuz you know you are weak<br />
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You ain't sayin' nothin', I keep it jumpin' jumpin'<br />
In your Kenwoods, I'm bumpin' sumthin' in ya trunk'n<br />
You can say I'm buggin', 'cuz when I come out bustin'<br />
That's why y'all be discussin' who I like and who I'm fuckin'<br />
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Funky fresh dressed to impress, ready to party<br />
Funky fresh dressed to impress<br />
(Turn the volume up)<br />
Funky fresh dressed to impress, ready to party<br />
Funky fresh dressed to impress<br />
(Turn the volume up)<br />
<br />
Funky, funky fresh dressed to impress, ready to party<br />
Funky fresh dressed to impress<br />
(Turn the volume up)<br />
Funky, funky fresh dressed to impress, ready to party<br />
Funky, funky fresh dressed to impress<br />
(Turn the volume up)<br />
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C'mon, c'mon<br />
C'mon, c'mon<br />
C'mon, c'mon<br />
Fickidy, uh, uh, uh<br />
C'mon, c'mon<br />
C'mon, c'mon<br />
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I had a little homie named Paul Revere<br />
Smokes blunt after blunt, guzzled 40's of beer<br />
He's to swear up and down every first of the year<br />
He was gon' quit smokin' but he never did<br />
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Watch y'all huskey, it's about that time<br />
Gettin' ready for the club 'round quarter to nine<br />
Couple bottles of hypnotic in the back of the ride<br />
Might spit like a girl but I hit like a guy<br />
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Me and Missy ballin' up the avenue<br />
Funky fresh dressed to impress, we mackin' dudes<br />
Music biz only reason I ain't jackin' fools<br />
You know bullshit walk and stackin' rules<br />
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Niggaz keeps drawin', the streets keep callin'<br />
Drink til' I'm nice and uh, uh-uh, on'n<br />
I'm bad luck, y'all mad 'cuz y'all suck<br />
Please do not try to fuck with this young duck<br />
Please do not try to fuck with this young duck<br />
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Funky fresh dressed to impress, ready to party<br />
Funky fresh dressed to impress<br />
(Turn the volume up)<br />
Funky fresh dressed to impress, ready to party<br />
Funky fresh dressed to impress<br />
(Turn the volume up)<br />
<br />
Funky, funky fresh dressed to impress, ready to party<br />
Funky fresh dressed to impress<br />
(Turn the volume up)<br />
Funky, funky fresh dressed to impress, ready to party<br />
Funky, funky fresh dressed to impress<br />
(Turn the volume up)
