Misdemeanor - Things In My Room lyrics

rate me

My crusty bed that's all messed up<br />

And my ronchy ass guitar<br />

An old wrestling trophy I bought at a yard sale<br />

And a Bart Simpson doll<br />

My rusty old television that only gets three channels<br />

And my broken Nintendo, that's next to my Right Guard<br />

A Calvin and Hobbes treasury and a flyer for<br />

A concert I never went to<br />

My old skate board and a picture of my<br />

Girlfriend that isn't really my girlfriend anymore<br />

A MAD magazine and a Rage Against the Machine poster<br />

Some socks that hang over my toy box and<br />

A picture I drew of this guy that smells<br />

That is now my girlfriend's boyfriend<br />

That old pencil sharpener that vibrates<br />

And a moldy cup of milk my friend left in here<br />

While we were watching Jerry Springer<br />

A clock that runs two hours late<br />

And a half empty can of spray paint<br />

An old seven Inch of Ronald Lovemaker<br />

And a framed picture of a guy in a yellow suit<br />

There's also some boogers, but I'm<br />

Not telling where those are.