Misdemeanor - How To Become A Rock Star lyrics

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Seems I just can't break<br />

Into the music industry,<br />

With my happy childhood<br />

And perfect family.<br />

They don't want a clean-cut<br />

Kid like me, oh no siree!<br />

I have to be abused, misused and fondled sexually.<br />

Cause, they want Marilyn Manson<br />

They want that guy from the Cure<br />

Suffering from manic depression,<br />

And raping a bunch o' minors.<br />

So I got a brand new idea,<br />

A way I could become popular.<br />

I'll start my own punk rock band,<br />

And I think I'll call it MISDEMEANOR!<br />

It'll send the kiddos a' runnin'<br />

To buy our new record.<br />

We'll sing about killing policemen<br />

And on the cover we'll be flippin' the bird.<br />

Cause, they want heroin addicts<br />

They want coke-sniffin' fiends<br />

But with my new band name,<br />

I think that now they'll want me!<br />

So I gotta go build my ego,<br />

I think I'll start a fight in a bar.<br />

I'll even try to slit my wrists,<br />

But first I'll learn to play the guitar.