Mischief Brew - Watching Scotty Die lyrics

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I’ve got a kid, his name is Scott

He’s going blind, and his blood just will not clot

The doctors line in rows

To stick tubes up Scotty’s nose.

There is the field where Scotty used to play

Until Ortho Orange Number 42 was dumped in it one day.

Chorus:

I think it’s so funny,

I laugh until I cry just me and God

Watching Scotty die.

Just me and God

Watching Scotty die.

The chemical plant across the street

Leaves off steam that colors our white sheets

It’s been happening for years

Now I’m crying rainbow tears.

One day my dog went out to play

Instead of grey he came back colored yellow

The chemical men said, “stay mellow, it happens all the time!”

Now Scotty’s skin is lime.

Chorus:

I think it’s so funny,

I laugh until I cry just me and God

Watching Scotty die.

Just me and God

Watching Scotty die.