Miracle Of Sound - The Call Of Duty Circus lyrics

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Roll up!

It’s the Call of Duty Circus

And it’s coming to your town

We’ve diving flying acrobats

And such capricious clowns

So hook up to a server

Grab a seat and gather round

‘Cause the Call of Duty Circus

Is coming to your town

Roll up and see the amazing

Moving statue, sneak attack!

He waits in corners ‘till you pass

Then shoots you in the back

He never moves or learns to shoot

So he will always blow

For all he cares about in life’s

His kill/death ratio

Roll up and see the terrifying ripper

With his blade!

His magic knife will end your life

Of one-hit-kills it’s made

He’ll lunge right through your bullets

And he’ll stab you in the toe

Then farewell to your controller

Out the window it will go

It’s the Call of Duty Circus

And it’s coming to your town

We’ve diving flying acrobats

And such capricious clowns

So hook up to a server

Grab a seat and gather round

‘Cause the Call of Duty Circus

Is coming to your town

Come one and all!

See all manner of curious creatures

And furious freaks!

Roll up and see the stealthy clown

So silent and so mute

You’ll never hear him coming

And you’ll never see him shoot

He skulks around in secret

And he gets the best of you

And when you die you’ll rage and cry

And curse his padded shoes

Roll up and see the amazing

Spinning sniping ten year old

He’s got more revs per minute

Than the disc in his console

Take care when laughing at

His spinning choreography

For he plays real life

On 14 sensitivity

It’s the Call of Duty Circus

And it’s coming to your town

We’ve diving flying acrobats

And such capricious clowns

So hook up to a server

Grab a seat and gather round

‘Cause the Call of Duty Circus

Is coming to your town