Ministry Of Magic - HOUSE SONG lyrics

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<b>HOUSE SONG</b> by <i>Ministry Of Magic</i><br />I’m a Ravenclaw

I like to read books

When I cast spells

they’re off the freaking hook.

I’m a Gryffindor

I’lll fly with my friends

We’ll never back down

and fight to the end.

I’m a Slytherin

I am very rich

I’ll go on a date

with whoever gets the snitch.

I’m a Hufflepuff

just staying relaxed

Gimme drinks and friends

No fueds, we got tact.

(Ew, who brought the Hufflepuff?

Hey, I’m just trying to have a good time over here!)

A good time!

A good time!

I’m a Ravenclaw

got wit beyond measure

I can catch a snitch

like it’s caught up in a tether.

I’m a Slytherin

the house of a snake

Come get in my way

and get tossed in the lake.

I’m a Gryffindor

and we own the sky

Yeah! We always win

with our rally cry.

I’m a Slytherin

the top of my class

If you disagree

I’ll kick your muggle ass.

(Uh, Alan, do you even know what Harry Potter IS?

Well, I haven't read the books, but I’ve seen all the movies!)

Let’s beat him up!

Let’s beat him up!

I’m a Slytherin

a big fan of Snape

If it’s a MoM album

we have to say Snape.

I’m a Hufflepuff

we’re true to the end

United we stand

so I stand with my friends.

I’m a Gryffindor

as brave as they come

And my namesake sword

will get the job done.

I’m a Ravenclaw

my brain is super fast

Like Sheldon Cooper

but not a total ass.

(So who’s this Sheldon Cooper guy, anyway, Aaron?

He’s from the show the Big Bang Theory!

You’re out of the band.)

He’s no Spock!

I don’t wanna go!