Mindless Drug Hoovers - The Reefer Song lyrics

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One sunny day I was riding my bike and smoking a joint 'cause thats what I like,<br />

A policeman stopped and and began to stare and he said,<br />

"Hey sonny what you smokin there?"<br />

I said...<br />

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"its a reefer do you want some policeman,<br />

its a reefer do you want a blast, <br />

its a reefer do you want some policeman,<br />

or would u prefer me to shove it up your ass?"<br />

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Well he put me in his car and he left my bike,<br />

And he took my reefer which he quite liked,<br />

We got to the station and his eyes were all red,<br />

And the sargent said, "constable, your out of your head!"<br />

He said...<br />

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"YEAH, its a reefer do you want some sargent,<br />

its a reefer do you want a blast, <br />

its a reefer do you want some sargent,<br />

or would u prefer me to shove it up your ass?"<br />

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Well he suspended the constable for his little joke,<br />

And he went to the bathroom to have a little toke,<br />

When he got back i'd rolled another eight and they were being passed round every copper in the place<br />

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Well i sold then two ounces and one sixteenth,<br />

And they rolled the biggest joint that the world has ever seeeeeeeen,<br />

And they all sang together...<br />

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"Its a reefer, do you want some matthew, <br />

its a reefer do you want a blast, <br />

its a reefer do you want some matthew,<br />

Thanks for your company and thanks for the grass!"