Milky Wimpshake - Dialling Tone lyrics

rate me

I can't help it, I miss you

What am I supposed to do?

I wanna phone you when I get home drunk

Maybe I should become a monk

If your boyfriend picks up the phone,

I'm gonna hang up and then I'll groan

I know I really ought to leave you alone

But I'm addicted to that dialling tone

I'm not married and you're not divorced

And it's not that simple of course

But your boyfriend seems so dull

He was probably born in Hull

Meanwhile I'm available

I'm ready, willing, and I'm able

I even run my own record label

So come and sit at my table

Yeah I know I'm your bit on the side

But I hope one day you'll be all mine

I don't wanna make a habit of this

But your lips are hard to resist

I bet they would be nice to kiss

An opportunity not to be missed

Your boyfriend is a jerk

And your relationship doesn't work

So dump him and go out with me

How much plainer can I be?

Yeah I know I'm your bit on the side

But I hope one day you'll be all mine

But I hope one day you'll be all mine

But I hope one day you'll be all mine