Mike Macabee - Wisconsin Small Town Polka lyrics
rate meWell Minnisota has ten thousand lakes, <br />
And Iowa has corn.<br />
And Illinois has high taxes, <br />
And it's where Ronald Reagan was born.<br />
And Wisconsin is a dairy land up here in the country, <br />
But drive through one of you a small town, <br />
And this is what you'll see; <br />
Bar... bar... bar... <br />
<br />
House, <br />
Bar, bar, bar, <br />
House, <br />
Bar, bar, bar, <br />
House, <br />
Bar, bar, bar, <br />
Garage, <br />
Bar, bar, <br />
Elks, <br />
Bar, bark<br />
Moose, <br />
Bar, bar, <br />
Knights of Columbas Lodge, <br />
Bar, bar, <br />
First Street, <br />
Bar, bar, <br />
Second Street, <br />
Bar, bar, <br />
Third Street, <br />
Bar, bar, <br />
Fourth, <br />
Bar, bar, bar, <br />
House, <br />
Bar, bar, bar, <br />
Church, <br />
Bar, bar, bar, <br />
School, <br />
Bar, <br />
Liquor Store, <br />
Hey! <br />
<br />
Well there's a bar on every corner, <br />
And I know without a doubt, <br />
It makes it hard for the Joe Hobos, <br />
To hand their pamphlets out.<br />
And the bar is filled with people, <br />
And the people are filled with beer, <br />
And the beer is filled with alcohol<br />
That keep the people here.<br />
Bar... bar... bar... <br />
<br />
Tree, <br />
Bar, bar, bar, <br />
Grass, <br />
Bar, bar, bar, <br />
Bush, <br />
Bar, bar, bar, <br />
Shrub, <br />
Bar, bar, <br />
Country, <br />
Bar, bar, <br />
Veterans, <br />
Bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, <br />
Night Club, <br />
Bar, bar, <br />
Fourth Street, <br />
Bar, bar, <br />
Fifth Street, <br />
Bar, bar, <br />
Sixth Street, <br />
Bar, bar, <br />
Seventh, <br />
Bar, bar, bar, <br />
House, <br />
Bar, bar, bar, <br />
Church, <br />
Bar, bar, bar, <br />
School, <br />
Bar, bar, bar, <br />
Tavern.<br />
<br />
It's not a polka unless it's long, and annoying.<br />
<br />
So if you're drinking in Wisconsin, <br />
You don't have to look too far.<br />
'Cuz you can't jump out of an airplane<br />
Without landing on a bar.<br />
And if you're in Wisconsin, <br />
There's no need to drink and drive.<br />
Just polka out your front door, <br />
And soon you will arrive, <br />
At the... bar... bar... bar... <br />
<br />
Pizza, <br />
Bar, bar, <br />
Burgers, <br />
Bar, bar, <br />
Ice cream, <br />
Bar, bar, <br />
Soda, <br />
Bar, bar, <br />
Irish, <br />
Bar, bar, <br />
Brew, <br />
Bar, bar, <br />
German drinking pubs, <br />
Bar, bar, <br />
Seventh Street, <br />
Bar, bar, <br />
Eighth Street, <br />
Bar, bar, <br />
Ninth Street, <br />
Bar, bar, <br />
Tenth, <br />
Bar, bar, bar, <br />
House, <br />
Bar, bar, bar, <br />
Church, <br />
Bar, bar, bar, <br />
School, <br />
Bar, bar, bar, <br />
Inn.<br />
<br />
Wisconsin, <br />
Near here means it's close by.