Mike Macabee - Wisconsin Small Town Polka lyrics

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Well Minnisota has ten thousand lakes, <br />

And Iowa has corn.<br />

And Illinois has high taxes, <br />

And it's where Ronald Reagan was born.<br />

And Wisconsin is a dairy land up here in the country, <br />

But drive through one of you a small town, <br />

And this is what you'll see; <br />

Bar... bar... bar... <br />

<br />

House, <br />

Bar, bar, bar, <br />

House, <br />

Bar, bar, bar, <br />

House, <br />

Bar, bar, bar, <br />

Garage, <br />

Bar, bar, <br />

Elks, <br />

Bar, bark<br />

Moose, <br />

Bar, bar, <br />

Knights of Columbas Lodge, <br />

Bar, bar, <br />

First Street, <br />

Bar, bar, <br />

Second Street, <br />

Bar, bar, <br />

Third Street, <br />

Bar, bar, <br />

Fourth, <br />

Bar, bar, bar, <br />

House, <br />

Bar, bar, bar, <br />

Church, <br />

Bar, bar, bar, <br />

School, <br />

Bar, <br />

Liquor Store, <br />

Hey! <br />

<br />

Well there's a bar on every corner, <br />

And I know without a doubt, <br />

It makes it hard for the Joe Hobos, <br />

To hand their pamphlets out.<br />

And the bar is filled with people, <br />

And the people are filled with beer, <br />

And the beer is filled with alcohol<br />

That keep the people here.<br />

Bar... bar... bar... <br />

<br />

Tree, <br />

Bar, bar, bar, <br />

Grass, <br />

Bar, bar, bar, <br />

Bush, <br />

Bar, bar, bar, <br />

Shrub, <br />

Bar, bar, <br />

Country, <br />

Bar, bar, <br />

Veterans, <br />

Bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, <br />

Night Club, <br />

Bar, bar, <br />

Fourth Street, <br />

Bar, bar, <br />

Fifth Street, <br />

Bar, bar, <br />

Sixth Street, <br />

Bar, bar, <br />

Seventh, <br />

Bar, bar, bar, <br />

House, <br />

Bar, bar, bar, <br />

Church, <br />

Bar, bar, bar, <br />

School, <br />

Bar, bar, bar, <br />

Tavern.<br />

<br />

It's not a polka unless it's long, and annoying.<br />

<br />

So if you're drinking in Wisconsin, <br />

You don't have to look too far.<br />

'Cuz you can't jump out of an airplane<br />

Without landing on a bar.<br />

And if you're in Wisconsin, <br />

There's no need to drink and drive.<br />

Just polka out your front door, <br />

And soon you will arrive, <br />

At the... bar... bar... bar... <br />

<br />

Pizza, <br />

Bar, bar, <br />

Burgers, <br />

Bar, bar, <br />

Ice cream, <br />

Bar, bar, <br />

Soda, <br />

Bar, bar, <br />

Irish, <br />

Bar, bar, <br />

Brew, <br />

Bar, bar, <br />

German drinking pubs, <br />

Bar, bar, <br />

Seventh Street, <br />

Bar, bar, <br />

Eighth Street, <br />

Bar, bar, <br />

Ninth Street, <br />

Bar, bar, <br />

Tenth, <br />

Bar, bar, bar, <br />

House, <br />

Bar, bar, bar, <br />

Church, <br />

Bar, bar, bar, <br />

School, <br />

Bar, bar, bar, <br />

Inn.<br />

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Wisconsin, <br />

Near here means it's close by.