Mike Boyd - That Ain't Funny lyrics

rate me

Now this ain’t funny so don’t you dare laugh

If you’re from the East then raise your beer glass

I’m out in the woods, follow the deer tracks

But watch out for wolves, hunters, and bear traps

I’m sarcastic over the top, you dumb fuckers

Like…me and Mike, blood brothers

Go hard like…

Mike Boyd, yes, none other

Flow tighter than you rappers wearing nut huggers

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I got three kids and a four-wheeler, pimping

I eat doughnuts and tortillas, ain’t nobody more realer

Class got it going on like the show’s about to start

Try to stay afloat up on this ocean like Noah’s ark

Welcome to the territory

Where bitches are prepared to bone, show it all like Sharon Stone

But I’m chilling here at home

But I’m a happy fellow, I hit a baritone and make my girl falsetto

Now this ain’t funny so don’t you dare laugh

If you’re from the East then raise your beer glass

I’m out in the woods, follow the deer tracks

But watch out for wolves, hunters, and bear traps

West coast, stand up, we rap

Down south, stand up, we rap

Up north, stand up, we rap

We represent with every pair we grab

My dick strong, your dick weak

My dick grown, your dick shrink

Old chinks wink when I go NSync

They go OMG for this old MC

Why shout out you? You don’t shout out me

Judging books by the cover, you don’t know about me

Yes, my lines be grosser than an old OC

But more potency than the cheese we grow with ease

Hey, yo, it’s time for some action like the Navy Seals

I don’t wanna hit the club like baby seals

I grew up in the ‘80’s when it was crazy real

When rappers never showed up at the mouth, they aimed to kill

Don’t be mad ‘cause I sound a bit sarcastic

The lyricals and visuals, we give a graphic

I got my backpack packed, practicing this black magic

It’s tough life, bitch, but we don’t ever half pass it

Now this ain’t funny so don’t you dare laugh

If you’re from the East then raise your beer glass

I’m out in the woods, follow the deer tracks

But watch out for wolves, hunters, and bear traps

West coast, stand up, we rap

Down south, stand up, we rap

Up north, stand up, we rap

We represent with every pair we grab

We go, we live, we smoke over the top

We joke, we spit and we go over the top

We work, we play and we ain’t over the top

We think and we drink over the top

If you ain’t never been to the woods

Don’t ever come to the woods

‘Cause you wouldn’t understand the woods

So stay the fuck out of the woods