Mighty Mohawk Man - Atkins lyrics

rate me

Yeah, screw your diet man

Oh, eat up while you can

Your carbohydrate plan

Is just a Subway scam

Atkins was a giant man

How can you trust him with your food?

Atkins was a giant man

Do you want to be giant, too?

Let's cash in on what they eat

Food's the one thing that they need

They lied about how you feed

I hope your stomach bleeds

Atkins was obese, so true

The next to be obese is you

He died from slipping on some ice

A heart attack will end your life