Midnight Brown - Mortimer Wild lyrics
rate meHe's Mortimer Wild and he's on the go
Reporting his position via radio
It's 3am and Wild's in the phone
Reporting to his mum he shant be coming home
Don't wear wet socks
(He's Mortimer Wild)
Always pack a slide rule
(He's Mortimer Wild)
Get to know your chemist
(He's Mortimer Wild)
Stay away from fools
(He's Mortimer Wild)
Always keep 20 quid
(He's Mortimer Wild)
Bet it all on pool
(He's Mortimer Wild)
Untuck your shirt
(He's Mortimer Wild)
But keep your cool
(He's Mortimer Wild)
He's on a mission to save us all
To make the world safe for all the shopping malls
The cartographic mine safe will steam ahead
If he can't complete his task he might just end up dead
Eat a lot of red meat
(He's Mortimer Wild)
Don't drink without Jimmy
(He's Mortimer Wild)
Use too much salt
(He's Mortimer Wild)
Don't scratch the Renault
(He's Mortimer Wild)
Bury all your rubbish
(He's Mortimer Wild)
You're really just thirsty
(He's Mortimer Wild)
Don't rouse the coppers
(He's Mortimer Wild)
There's a tap on your phone
(He's Mortimer Wild)
Okay lets see...
I'll take a chiken fried rice, 2 lemon chickens, order of mongolian beef extra spicy, get 4 orders of prawns and egg fried soup.
Delivery...
Name's Wild,
No
Mortimer
He's hiding high expolsives in your stereo
He's hiding high expolsives in your stereo
He's hiding high expolsives in your stereo
He's hiding high expolsives in your stereo
