Midnight Beast - Don't Tell My Mum And Dad lyrics

rate me

Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse

Grab my breezer, Im out the door Im gonna be really loud

Cuz I dont care who I piss off yeah Im a real big sinner

Sometimes I eat my dessert before my dinner

Talking odd socks on my toes, toes

Taking off all my clothes, clothes

Feeling overexposed,

So I put back all of my clothes back on

Flush before I wee, wee

Get arrested daily, ly

Trying to get a peak of some titties

Im mad, really bad

But dont tell my mum & dad

Pucker up kiss my but

Cuz Im bloody fucking nuts

Hear the bass, skinny waist

Now lets copy pokerface like... whoa wo o o

Im mad, really bad

But dont tell my mum & dad

Pucker up kiss a nut

Cuz it sells to be a slut

Hear the bass, skinny waist

Now lets copy pokerface like whoa wo o o

I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10

Night sweetie sleep well

SHUT UP MUM IM ON MSN!!!

Now the girls are lining up because were pussy sailing

But we punch them in the mouth if their not sarah paling

Talkin bout doing things well regret, gret

Menthal cigarette, rette

Butt plugs in his pet WHOA! whoa! wo!

Text sex on my Samsung,

Not telling dad mum rung, rung

Have sex with Alexa Chung

By telling her Im well hung (Im quite well hung)

CHORUS

This is the part where the rap breaks down

This is the part where the drums go POW

This is the part where your balls sag down

This is the part where your pants go brown

This is the part where your dad goes off on a cold Christmas eve to get

some more milk but he never comes back, and seventeen years later you find

out that hes had a whole fucking family with some Spanish bitch and he

doesnt even know your name anymore.

Shut the fuck up!

Im mad, really bad

But don't tell my mum and dad

Pucker up kiss my butt

Cuz Im bloody fucking nuts

Hear the bass, skinny waist

Now lets copy pokerface like whoa wo o o

Im mad, really bad

But dont tell my mum and dad

Pucker up kiss a nut

Cuz it sells to be a slut

Hear the bass, skinny waist

Now lets copy pokerface like whoa wo o o

JUST DANCE!

BAD ROMANCE!

Now lets copy pokerface like whoa