A borrowed fern wit a cigarette burn
And a pawn shop ring in her hand
At the Idaho courts to affirm our divorce
Before the marriage began
In a celery boat singin' triangle notes
To a horn from the military band
The spectre works care of Pepper & Dircks
Bargain Ghost & Haunted Man
We awkwardly shielded the curious eyes
Of innocent pines from the forest flo'
From the fryin' pan of a celibate man
To the fires of the premature
Who could ask for nothin' mo'?

We're an unshrunk patch on a tear of the edge
We're an unshrunk patch on a tear of the edge
We're a campaign badge, the short lived match
Of an unshrunk patch in the bellow's edge
On the iron lungs of our language

A by-now acquired a fern wit a cigarette burn
And a basket wit a note on the bedroom floor
They repaired my fence, those bastards
I can't go back home no more
Save by a roundabout way, unto each day
Is sufficient misfortune thereof
Wit which to spend in proportion to your modest pay
While shoppin' around for a word like luv
Wit obedient trust, as a babe in the womb
And impeccably chaste as a priest in the tomb
Wit a Deadwood map & a dynamite hat
I'll come back to Idaho soon
Harmless as a Danish cartoon

This is not the first time
This is not the first time G'd has died
This is not the first time
This is not the first time G'd has died
This is not the first time 
Capitalized 3 lettered sound has died
This is not the first time
This is not the first time

Won't you help me get by?
Will you help me get by? (x3)