I'm couch test casting in Hollywood<br />
Couch test casting makes me feel so good<br />
My luck with women is ever lasting<br />
On my office couch,I'm always casting<br />
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You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star<br />
Have sex with me and you'll go real far<br />
The office is open from 8 to 4<br />
Don't care if you can act cause you're just a whore<br />
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There was a woman from North Carolina off the bus<br />
She kicked me down her body without a fuss<br />
The next girl came all the way from New York City<br />
She gave me a lay and let me suck her titty<br />
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You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star<br />
Have sex with me and you'll go real far<br />
Take acting lessons and modeling class<br />
It don't matter,I'll be messin' with your ass<br />
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The next girl was 9 and needed protection<br />
I got bold and I got an erection<br />
So all you chicks,if you wanna go far<br />
You gotta have sex with me if you wanna be a star<br />
<br />
You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star<br />
Have sex with me and you'll go real far<br />
Lying on your back you say you can act<br />
You're just a slut and that's a fact<br />
<br />
Couch test casting ih Hollywood<br />
Makes me feel so nasty and makes me feel so good<br />
And when I'm through with you baby<br />
There's a street pump waiting just for you yeah!<br />
<br />
You wanna come to hollywood and be a star<br />
Have sex with me and you'll go real far<br />
My office is open from 8 to 4<br />
I don't care if you can act cause you're just a whore