Melanie Martinez - Mrs. Potato Head lyrics

rate me

(Verse)

If you weren't born with it

You can buy a couple ornaments

Just be sure to read the warning, kids

Cuz pretty soon you'll be bored of it

Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual

You can always call up a professional

They stick pins in you like a vegetable

(Pre Chorus)

Kids forever, kids forever

Baby soft skin turns into leather

Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic

No one will love you if you're unattractive

(Chorus)

Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?

Does a new face come with a warranty?

Will a pretty face make it better?

Ooh Mr. Potato Head tell me

How did you afford her surgery?

Do you swear you'll stay forever

Even if her face don't stay together x 2

(Verse)

If you wanna little more confidence

Potatoes turn to french fries, yea it's common sense

All you need's a couple more condiments

And a 100 thousand dollars for some compliments

It's such a waste

When little girls grow into their mothers face

But little girls are learnin how to cut and paste

And pucker up their lips until they suffocate

(Pre Chorus) + (Chorus)

(Verse)

How did you afford her surgery?

Do you swear you'll stay forever

Even if her face don't stay together

Stay forever, stay forever

Even if her face don't stay together

Stay forever, stay forever

Even if her face don't stay together

(Chorus)

Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?

Does a new face come with a warranty?

Will a pretty face make it better?

Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me

How did you afford her surgery?

Do you swear you'll stay forever

Even if her face don't stay together

(Post Chorus)

[Stay forever, stay forever

Even if her face don't stay together] x 4