Mel Brooks - To Be Or Not To Be (The Hitler Rap) lyrics

rate me

Well

hi there people

you know me

I used to run a little joint called Germany.

I was number one

the people's choice

And everybody listened to my mighty voice.

My name is Adolf

I'm on the mike.

I'm gonna hip you to the story of the New Third Reich.

It all began down in Munich town and pretty soon

The word started gettin' around.

So I said to Martin Boorman

I said

Hey Marty, why don't we throw a little nazi party?

We had an election

well

kinda sorta

And before you knew it hello

new order.

To all those mothers in the fatherland I said

Achtung, Baby, I got me a plan

.

'YVhatcha got Adolf? Whatcha gonna do?"

I said "how about this one

World War Two?"

To be or not to be

oh baby

can't you see

We're gonna take it to the top. You're making history

And it feels so good to me

ooh darlin'

please don't ever stop.

Don't be stupid; be a smarty

come on and join the nazi party - party.

Like humpty dumpty offa that wall

All the little countries they began to fall

Holland

Belgium

Denmark

Poland-

The troops were rockin' and the tanks were rollin'

We were swingin' along with a song in our hearts.

And "Deutschland über alles" was making the charts

We had a new step called a goosestep we were dancing to.

Well

it's sorta kinda like a German boogaloo

I was gettin' what I wanted

but it wasn't enough.

So I called the boys

I said boys

get though

Now I surrounded myself with some unusual cats.

There was skinny little Göbbels and Göring mister fats

And let's not forget ole Himmler and Hess.

You'd better believe we made a hell of a mess

Say Heil - Heil - siegety Heil

we gonna whip it on the people teutonic style

To be or not to be

oh baby

can't you see

We're gonna make it to the top. You are our destiny

This thing was meant to be

why don't we do it till we drop?

Say you boots ain't black and shirt ainY brown?

Well

get back Jack

you can't get down. Do it

Adolf

do it.

I drank wine from the Rhine with the finest ladies

And we did it in the back of my black Mercedes.

I was on a roll

I couldn't lose

then came D-day

the birth of the blues.

The Yanks and the Brits started raising cain

Those guys were the pits

I was goin' insane.

People all around me started swallowing pills

Let's face it

folks

we was going downhill.

Berlin was crumbling

we was under the gun

Time to look out for number one.

So I grabbed a blonde and a case of beer

Say the Russians are commin'

lets get out of here.

To be or not to be

oh honey

can't you see

We had to take it to the top. You sure made history

And it felt so good to me

oh schatze

Please don't ever stop.

Auf wiedersehn

good to've seen ya

I got a one way ticket to Argentina.

To be or not to be

oh baby

can't you see

We've got to take it to the top. You're makin' history

And it feels so good to me

Why don't we do it till we drop?

We have ways of making you dance . . .

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