Mel Brooks - He Vas My Boyfriend lyrics

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Love comes when you least suspect it,

Love dances in on a whim,

I thought maybe I could direct it,

But I never expected...

A guuy like him.

He was a bully und a brute,

He vas as crazy as a coot,

Still I didn't give a hoot,

He vas my boyfriend!

With ev'ry voman he vould flirt,

He alvays treated me like dirt,

But I vas happy to be hurt,

He vas my boyfriend!

I vas as pure as a virgin meadow,

Lying with Vicotr in the gloam.

Then he turned to me, that charmer, whispered, "Let's

Play farmer."

And plowed me 'til the cows came home!

He vas a monster and a beast,

His midnight bangings never ceased,

It didn't faze me in the least,

He vas my boyfriend!

(Spoken)

I'll never forget the first time I met Victor. It vas

On the village green,

At the annual bock beer festival, where every beer cost

A bock.

I vas an innocent young lamb and he was a dirty old

Goat.

Ve vere made for each other.

All of a sudden, he took out his paraphernalia and

Shouted,

"Let's play croquet!", and off to the field ve vent.

He carried his hoops and mallets and I carried his

Balls.

What a festival! Fun and games all day long. Archery,

Badminton, potato sack.

Victor won the three-legged race... all by himself. It

Vas love at first sight.

(Sung)

He vas the one I gave my heart to,

But ve never wed even so,

If I mentioned wedlock,

He'd put me in a headlock!

Vhen I asked to be his wife,

He stabbed me with a kitchen knife,

Ach, where did the good times go?

If he had an angry fit,

I vas the first thing that he'd hit,

But I didn't give a shit...

He vas my boyfriend!