Meatmen - True Grit lyrics

rate me

My wife laments-I drink! I'm crass!

Plug my teenage daughter in the ---

Please do not of house chores, dearest, speak

Cuz the truck pull derby is this week

I'm a scumbag-I know what I like

Plodding loony on my Harley D. bike

Bowling league and a dozen beer runs

Snowmobiling over bunnies is fun

My four-wheeler is 60 feet high

"jack" and Cokes in the morning, spouse cries

Poaching wildlife for personal gain

Gunaholic commie-hatin' insane!

When I get all hostile, in a snit

I'm true blue dirtball-I am true grit!

When I shine my piece it gets real stiff

I'm a nasty, ass-kickin' prick when I get miffed!

Shooting pool at "White Trash Magnet Lanes"

Flirt with boozy, sleazy, bleachy dames

I was weaned on my dad's sphincter ring

Ten years old before I said a thing

I'm a redneck-I know what I like

Death for fudge-packin' homos and dykes

Equal rights for the wenches? No way!

Mother, guts, God and Ronnie's OK

Got a case of Pabst soaked in me gourd

Got my "Action Slacks" from Montgomery Wards

Poaching wildlife for personal gain

Gunaholic commie-hatin' insane!

When I get all hostile, in a snit

I'm true blue dirtball-I am true grit!

When I shine my piece it gets real stiff

I'm a nasty, ass-kickin' prick when I get miffed!