I’m a hopeless romantic
So I dance in the rain
I’ve got idiosyncrasies
That are hard to explain

Making wishes on stars
I didn’t realize our place
But if I could I would change, but

I, I am the worst, absolutely
I’ve got cans of worms, aplenty
And if you go you should know
No one would blame you
But I confess that
You, you are the best thing about me

Falling asleep in the morning
Daydream all night
I look around for my car keys
There they are, locked inside

Try everything in my closet
And I still can’t decide
Please believe that I tried, but

I, I am the worst, absolutely
I’ve got cans of worms, aplenty
And if you go you should know
No one would blame you
But I confess that
You, you are the best thing

Well I’ve got exes and hexes and curses and more
No luck of bad luck and hang ups galore
Tons of mistakes but misread and misunderstood
But along the way
I must've done something good

I, I am the worst, absolutely
I’ve got cans of worms, aplenty
And if you go you should know
No one would blame you
But I confess that
You, you are the best thing about me

                          Thanks to sweetz for correcting these lyrics