Mc Spandex

Mc Spandex - Performance lyrics

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I know you don't understand... <br />

How could I spend 5 grand on a bike?<br />

You think that's absurd, <br />

Well there's only 1 answer, <br />

And there's only 1 word, <br />

It's Performance! <br />

I don't think you understand, <br />

Riding with fitness is more than track stands<br />

I got a word of advice for all you hipsters<br />

Go and get yourself some brakes and some shifters<br />

I drop 2 g's on my Dura-ace<br />

Cat one race and now I'm setting the pace<br />

My brakes are tuned-up<br />

I can stop on the dime<br />

When I'm in the pack I'm always holding my line<br />

My bike is so light and dialed in just right<br />

I got my seat raised to just the right height<br />

So I can pedal with efficiency<br />

Don't mess with my cadence<br />

I pedal to the beat<br />

How you think I made this?<br />

<br />

It's all about performance.<br />

That's the name of the game.<br />

I pump up my tires and I oil my chain.<br />

Performance<br />

That's the name of the game.<br />

And I always ride through the pain.<br />

<br />

All these hipsters think their so tricky<br />

With their messenger bags<br />

On their back on their fixies<br />

Pedaling quickly down the hills<br />

Don't blow out your knees and take a spill<br />

An anodized chain?<br />

Cards in your spokes?<br />

How can you ride?<br />

Your pants are a joke.<br />

You can barely get your hands on your handlebars.<br />

Looking kinda shaky when you're weaving through cars<br />

You think it makes you look like a courier<br />

It really just makes you look girly<br />

Is that a steel frame from 1988?<br />

You might as well use it as an ankle weight<br />

<br />

It's all about performance.<br />

That's the name of the game.<br />

I pump up my tires and I oil my chain.<br />

Performance<br />

That's the name of the game.<br />

Carbon fork<br />

Carbon stem<br />

And aluminum frame<br />

Ugh, God I gotta get a carbon frame<br />

<br />

24/7 I'm in nothing but spandex<br />

Cutting through the wind cause I'm aerodynamic<br />

And when I slam it<br />

It makes you look inert<br />

Now I'm eating up hills<br />

Like my name is Eddie Merckx<br />

With my endurance<br />

You don't stand a chance<br />

My cardiovascular fitness level's right up there with Lance<br />

Doing what I can<br />

To shave off the seconds<br />

I shave my legs<br />

My girl she doesn't get it<br />

I embrocate my skin<br />

But I'm never doping<br />

Electrolyte smoothies ever morning for my focus<br />

I smoke my opponents anytime, anywhere<br />

You try to hang with me<br />

I'll have you pedaling squares<br />

<br />

It's all about performance.<br />

That's the name of the game.<br />

I pump up my tires and I oil my chain.<br />

Performance<br />

That's the name of the game<br />

And I never feel the pain<br />

<br />

It's all about performance.<br />

That's the name of the game.<br />

I pump up my tires and I oil my chain.<br />

Performance<br />

That's the name of the game<br />

And I always ride through the pain

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