Mc Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy lyrics

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White Kids Aren't Hyphy / Mc LarsChorus:I wish I was a little bit hyphy, I wish E-40 liked meI wish I didn't crash going ghost riding nightlyWish I didn't have to face the fact that I'm whack on the trackWhite kids aren't hyphy!Got kicked out of Slim's like a week agoFor crumping in the front row at the Anticon showAnd everyone I know says I'm taking my chancesCruising through Oakland bumping Sage FrancisSan Jose rappers say they don't want to hearAngry emo raps by Eyedea and AtmosphereThe hippies out in Berkeley tell me I should stopGhost riding my Volvo wearing BirkenstocksSo I took my Dad's Lexus into town for a spinSurprised him back at home with some 18-inch rimsUp at Live 105 jumping on Aaron's desk"Stop playing Mickey Avalon! His concepts are a mess!"Traxamillion did this beat, now he's calling on the phoneDrank too much Hyphy Juice, then I got a kidney stoneThe Bay has come back with a brand new soundBut it's so hard to be retarded, guess I'll never be downChorus:I wish I was a little bit hyphy, I wish E-40 liked meI wish I didn't crash going ghost riding nightlyWish I didn't have to face the fact that I'm whack on the trackWhite kids aren't hyphy!I wish I was a little bit hyphy, not white like Kiera KnightlyI wish I had a whip for the girls rocking NikeWish I didn't have to face the fact when I'm back with the rapsWhite kids aren't hyphy!Showed up at the side-show but they laughed at meTried to ghost ride my whip but I hit a treeAnd I can't yoke my Volvo on five bucks a gallonDidn't have any thizz so I popped a Valium, becauseThat's how we roll when we're in the Bay AreaThe rippers ride the Yellow Bus we bring the mass hysteriaI'm up in the club in my brand new stunnasHad a seizure form the strobes so my moves got dumberKeak da Sneak looked at me and said, "Yo this kid can dance!"I was keeping it so treal that I split my baggy pantsThen I got up on the mic all def/deaf dumb and hyphyFrom Richmond to Vallejo rappers want to be just like meE-40?s in his scraper with his brand new slumperI'm chillin' with Bubb Rubb in the tricked out HummerThe kids yell "Yee!" the whistles go "Whoo!"Don't know what I just said on this verse, do you?Chorus:I wish I was a little bit hyphy, I wish these rappers liked meWish they weren't on Myspace always typing "Bite me!"Wish I didn't have to face the fact that I lack the attackWhite kids aren't hyphy!I wish I was a little bit hyphy, not your average white gCatch me in the Source with five mics? That's unlikelyWish I didn't have to face the fact that I'm whack like IraqWhite kids aren't hyphy!Check out this dance move, it's the new hyphy styleYou just throw your arms and legs around like you just got electrocutedIt's the new hyphy style. Let's get it twisted!Easy man! You just kicked my girlfriend in the face! She's bleeding everywhere!Come on manDude, you come on!I'm just keeping it treal!Chorus:I wish I was a little bit hyphy, I wish E-40 liked meI wish I didn't crash going ghost riding nightlyWish I didn't have to face the fact that I'm wack on the trackWhite kids aren't hyphy!I wish I was a little bit hyphy, not white like Kiera KnightlyI wish I had a whip for the girls rocking NikeWish I didn't have to face the fact when I'm back with the rapsWhite kids aren't hyphy!Shout outs to the whole Bay Area!What we used to call Marine WorldDr. Comics and Mr. GamesStanford University charging too much for a liberal arts educationSilicon Valley, thanks for inventing the InternetThe Oakland A's please don't move to FremontI'll be rocking that hat with even less allegianceYadidI'msayin?