Mc Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic lyrics

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[Lars]Dropped my little sister off at San Jose StateFreshman hotties on the floor and they all look great18 with brains and booties to matchI want to scratch that ass like Grandmaster FlashYou were in Gymboree my freshman yearMr. T was on TV and now you're hearNot creepy anymore when it feels like heavenYou know the hottest girls were born in 1987[HardNox]1987 was the year, now they're freshman hotties drinking cheap-ass beerFake ID's? They don't matter to me, you've got some tig ol' bitties and some nice white teethStudy with me, I won't open a book, I'm a SparkNote tip, you might call me a crookI take all the hot and attractive coursesI'm Shvensen Fitzlogik sing my chorus![Chorus]Shvensen Fitzlogik, wasted in college25 year old in a freshman dorm (25 year old in a freshman dorm)Shvensen Fitzlogik, wasted in college25 year old in a freshman dorm (25 year old in a freshman dorm)[HardNox]Hey mom, please send me more money, it's my eighth year in college digging freshman honeysHere try this, it will make you feel good, you can wake up staring at the morning woodThen I'll walk down the hall, holding on the wallLeave a little puke in the bathroom stallOn the girl's floor, I'll do it all again, it's a new year I should ask you again[Lars]How old are you? Don't tell me yetWait let me guess, I'll make a betYou've got a thing for older guys and I know it's trueJohnny Freshman can't do these things to youThese girls like good with their cute pink shortson the floor next to their book reportsYou're no Margery Kempe, so shut your yap,it's MC Lars and HardNox with the statutory rap[Chorus][HardNox]What's your name? My name's ShvensenTry a little German baby, see what you're missin''Cause I'm so paid from my distrayIn the freshman dorm party scene trying to get laidCome in my upper room I've got some Coconut and MalibuSit on the couch want a drink? I do!Give me three, give me six, give me nine,Add them all up and it's one good time[Chorus]