Mc Lars - Hipster Girl lyrics
rate meHipster girl: So check thisI just read the Pitchfork review of the new Pavement reissueStephen Malkumus is a geniusbut let's face it, he's no Conor Oberst. I'm just sayingIt's not 1994 anymore, duh. Did I show you my new mini skirt/leggings combo?You know what they say: ugly IS the new hotI met her in the thrift shop bumping indie hip-hopCalculator wrist watch, Shins t-shirt and flip-flopsQueen of the hipster scene, straight out of Vice MagazineSocial outcast at 16 but now she lives her BoHo DreamShe came from Omaha to WilliamsburgShe loved Karen O and she had heardThat Brooklyn was the hipster meccaPacked her bags with her friend RebeccaSaid she had a thing for broke dudes in bandsWho lived by Union or by GrandSo we went down to the Bedford BarAnd bought a six dollar PBRHipster girl: Ezra. Go down Bedford, take a right on Metropolitanthen a right on Union, and then you're hereJust text me when you get here okay?[Chorus]Hipster girlCool by the numbers and she rocks my worldKnows all the indie bands you've never heardShe's my hipster girlShe thinks uncool stuff is mad cool, indie culture's fad ruleBut cool stuff is uncool, right? That's why Friday's Jewel nightShe reads books no one has read, laughs at jokes no one has saidSo ironic with her taste, her whole life is cut and pasteIt's a metrosexual romance, she wears my shirts and I wear her pantsWe play dodge ball, kid sports are coolWatching Spank Rock and McCarren Park PoolShe's my trust fund baby bohemian, her vegan hummus keeps her thin,I love my L-Train girl it's true, she always goes down on the weekends tooHipster girl: By the waythat pro-Bush shirt you're wearing is making me really uncomfortableyou may be wearing it ironicallybut that doesn't give you the license to be obnoxiousyou look like a hardcore fascist redneck![Chorus]Hipster girlCool by the numbers and she rocks my worldKnows all the indie bands you've never heardShe's my hipster girlBRIDGE:Donnie Darko makes no sense!Hipster girl: When did side-pony tails get cool again?Your fixed-gear bike makes no sense!Hipster girl: I've been trying to do that dirty-chic thing, you know?Donnie Darko makes no sense!Hipster girl: I am so BoHo right nowL train girls don't make sense (I don't get it, I don't get it)Hipster girlCool by the numbers and she rocks my worldKnows all the indie bands you've never heardShe's my hipster girlHipster girlShe's got her latte and some spoken wordIronic statements on her vintage shirtsShe's my hipster girlHipster girl: I'll give it to you, Napoleon Dynamite was funnybut "Vote for Pedro" t-shirts at Wal-Mart? What are they thinkingWal-Mart is evil. Their health care is totally inadequateDidn't you see the screeningof that Robert Greenwald movie at Pete's Candy Store? It was so sadWhat is with all of these hipsters taking over Williamsburg?
